Friday, February 11, 2011

TOPLESS AND EMPOWERED

The glass ceiling has just been -- shattered! (NSFW)



From the movie "Angel Fist"

24 comments :

GreenishBlue said...

I was staring at her boobs the entire time.

Not becuase (well, not JUST because) they're boobs, but because they were completely immobile the entire time. Like they were molded from plastic... Hmm, I might be on to something...

brimcp19 said...

They were oddly un-bouncy. I'm a straight girl and I too was transfixed. They didn't move. At all. Real boobs are floppy, ya'll.

word verification: comis

Anonymous said...

Fake boob technology has come a long way since the early 90s.

Anonymous said...

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Her bjoobies didn't jiggle the slightiest.

Sad panda?

Dragon Sound said...

I can't watch this from work, but the more bad movies I see, the more weird boob experiences I have.

I did find a review from amazon.com that said this (DIRECT COPY AND PASTE): "i love the fight and how she waned to find who killed her siste"

I wan to own this movie.

Queen of the Macabre Fashion Sense said...

That reminded me of that scene from Point Break where that chick in the shower started kicking some ass.

Destination A Go-Go said...

Love
Love
Love
this movie.

Go Kat Sassoon.

Anonymous said...

Nice fake tits. They didn't bounce even once, I mean where's the fun in that?

Anonymous said...

They just. don't. move. at all.

Anonymous said...

I'm quite amazed that the guy she clobbered managed to cry out in pain and theatrically fall limp & unconscious. You'd think it would be one or the other.

mitch said...

And now I have a boner.

Michael said...

this definitely isn't real

Anonymous said...

I expected a highly caustic acid to squirt out of her nipples, blinding her attackers. Also, did she really just throw them outside and then close the door? It's like putting the cat out for the night...

charles said...

ads are bloody annoying..

Anonymous said...

I'm a raging homosexual and was transfixed by her firm (petrified?) breasts, as well. And now I feel dirty and confused and need to dig out some Jeff Stryker porn to counteract the ickiness.

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the time I walked in on my sister changing clothes. The ass-kicking, I mean, not the fake boobs....

Anonymous said...

I do believe I saw them jiggle at one point, but other than that they do look unnaturally firm. like... intensely so. I kinda wanna feel them to see what they are made of.

FITZSIMMONS said...

I NEVER WANT TO SEE AN AD ON AN EIT VIDEO EVER AGAIN

Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass said...

Sorry, charles and FITZSIMMONS, that's DailyMotion's doing, not ours. We hate preroll ads too but DailyMotion is friendly to boob videos so we're in a bind.

AdBlock is a wonderful thing.

FITZSIMMONS said...

thanks defensestrator! That made me feel appreciate by the EIT corporation. Its nice to see a huge company as yourselves reach out to the little guys like us!

(I know your not a huge company, I do however appreciate the reply!)

Rex Saigon said...
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Rex Saigon said...

Joe Bob Briggs famously said of this movie:

"And speaking of films that should never be made, "Angelfist" is the latest attempt to create a FEMALE kung-fu star, this time with North American karate champeen Cat Sassoon, the woman with a fist like an angel and a face like a fist."

Google "Joe Bob Briggs Angel Fist Review" and read the rest of it! Classic stuff.

Anonymous said...

Cat Sassoon! She dies of a drug overdose in 2002. Vidal Sassoons daughter!

oft_i_am said...

Ahh naked breasts. The bane of random B-movie thugs the world over.

When will they learn to just leave the half naked women alone?