My girlfriends legs aren't opening correctly, how can I fix this?
Fast cars, beautiful women, and Kraftwerk.
So... why does that car not have wheels? Also, why is that woman orange? Are the answers to those questions connected in any way?
It's the future. She forgot to wear her Sunblock 5000 before leaving the house and going to the car & human mating show.
making it a little bit easier to masturbate to the DMC 12 YOU made a porno tape with a DeLorean? Well i figured if you're gunna make a porno tape you might as well do it with some style. when your hand starts moving at 88 miles per hour your gunna see some serious shit!
"It's your tits Marty, something's got to be done about your tits!" Yeah, fuck you, low-calorie desserts.
In the future, women and cars are the same thing. This video was sent back in time to prepare us for this future. And to ready men for their eventual mating with cars.Obviously?
Where did she get my dad's thong swimsuit?
Are those the white oil lines her plastic surgeon was using in prep work?And this is obviously the future: she has nails like the Terror From the Year 5000. (MST3K ref? anyone?)
I'm more interested in Fast Women and Beautiful Cars.
yes ALL men like beautiful women, except the millions of homosexuals in the world
Any links to the whole film?! It *ahem* actually looks like a good video to me... If only they did a Ford Capri version ;-)
A fast car that isn't moving and a beautiful woman that's not naked? What a letdown. I want to see a naked woman in a car going fast! I bet breasts look awesome going at mach 10! Like a windsock on a windy day. Just sayin...
@KathleenThat just reminds me of this Kids in the Hall sketch:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Zu0vAMkpag .*Edited for forgetting a word!
So...A group of guys apparently sat down and said, "We're going to make a video of fast cars and beautiful women, FOR DUDES!" and they decide to open on a DeLorean and a silver haired alien woman covered in body paint? And people who lived through the '80s say that all that cocaine didn't do anything to their brains...
That..... .....was Awesome!:)
I don't know why, but this felt like the EIT After Dark intro. Somebody mentioned it a few days ago and now it's stuck in my noggin again.. this would fit in.Also those airbrush "shine" lines on her were actually kind of neat, if tacky.
I totally just came, but only in an ironic manner.
You jest, but I can't count how many ladies won my heart in the eighties by painting themselves in metallic stretch marks and dry-humping the grill of my DeLorean. I made Don Johnson ache inside.
FASTER PUSSYCAT, KILL KILL
A brand new DeLorean and the chick from those Duran Duran videos in a thong? The '80s boy in me just had a wet dream!
Wow, takes me back to when thongs were new and exotic. Nowadays, it seems every female wears them, from pimply teenagers to morbidly obese adults...
Goodness, that was clumsy. The car, the woman, and the music didn't really sync up. Also, if we take it as a given that all men are sexually attracted to cars somehow, isn't just seeing the car open and close it's goofy vertical doors over and over still just the equivalent of watching a woman flap her arms? Just because there isn't an abundance of car porn out there (that I know of...) doesn't mean you can be lazy about it, video makers!
Where was the Scorpions music? Michael Schenker should have been playing a guitar solo in there somewhere..
more like "Fast car,beautiful woman"
Didn't it seem like she was just trying to dry her nails?
There appears to have been only one fast car and one woman of dubious quality in this video (her skin appears to be tainted with cheetos powder and frosting). I feel let down.
Apparently DeLoreans were actually quite slow compared to other high priced sportscars. I mean, look at it, it's like a 1986 Honda Civic with gull wings.
I personally didn't find the woman all that beautiful -- she was fairly average looking. This clip had me laughign the entire time. I find the DeLorean/Woman overlap hilarious.
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