A member of the EIT! family, Liz Pardue-Schultz, recently unearthed a rich vein of Jerries in Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina. The discovery of 12 copies of the coveted Jerry Maguire VHS tape represent the lowest per capita population of people per copy of Jerry Maguire in the continental United States recorded to date - a stunningly low 1,492.5 PPJ, or Population Per Jerry.
Here are some statistics to demonstrate just how amazing Fuquay-Varina's PPJ numbers actually are. Commodore Gilgamesh - in a recent Jerry scouting mission to Los Angeles California - found only 66 Jerries, making LA's current PPJ 58,058. Northside Tony's discovery of 51 Jerries makes the Chicago PPJ 55,907. Thanks to Liz Pardue-Schultz, Northside Tony, and all of the other amazing juggalos and juggalettes out there seeking Truth and Jerry Maguire.