Thursday, February 24, 2011

BECOME A HEALTH ADDICT

Cheat death with magnets and pills! (Results may vary.)

15 comments :

FITZSIMMONS said...

Just 15 pills a day, and if you don't notice ANY difference after 15 pills just keep taking them everyday and eventually something will feel different!

Rowboat said...

That's a brain trap all right.

Anonymous said...

If the Chinese have been talking about it for centuries, couldn't we just ask the Chinese to share?

Ravenhallow said...

Fuckin magnets, they do a body good!

Anonymous said...

Is 'climbing Mount Shasta' a euphemism? For, you know, lots of sex? Cos that might explain the tingling.

Anonymous said...

SUN CHOLLERA

Anonymous said...

Nice that the voiceover announcer at towards the end thinks that "Everyone" and "Everybody" are the same word. Stick to the damn script!

brimcp19 said...

Soylent Green is....PEOPLE!

Or just chewable magnets.

Onjo said...

So about these magnets... how, exactly, do they work?

M.E. said...

People need more frood.

Blue said...

God, at first I thought that was Linda Hamilton...

og Nate said...

SUN CHLORELLA IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

Chris Trash said...

No thanks, I'm sticking to Herbalife and Airborne.

Anonymous said...

New from the makers of Sun Chlorella: Sun Golnorrrea! Moon Dylsenttery! FUCKING COMET ALIDDS

Keisha said...

I think two of the women went on to be on Fox News, or those Kevin Trudeau infomercials, which are really the same thing.