Friday, June 29, 2012

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

AT WAR WITH THE WEIGHTS

War is hell and sweaty counting.

Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

PASS THROUGH THE DOOR!

Thanks L. Gordon Shumway of Chicago, Illinois for the tape!

Monday, June 25, 2012

SPEED READING SEMINAR

Stop reading books the regular way!

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Friday, June 22, 2012

AMERICAN COMMANDO NINJA - JULY 21!

Some movies are simply too radical. Some movies deserve more than a 2.5 minute treatment. Saturday, July 21st, EiT! & Cinefamily bring back VIDEO NIGHTS! Jammed with 'American Commando Ninja,' unseen VHS rarities, booze,and now we welcome you to bring your VHS nuggets and we'll jam after the movie!  We are bringing your mom's basement to The Cinefamily, just like you always wanted!  Get your tix now and join the revolution!



And very soon I will be dropping some news about Everything Is Festival.  It's gonna be big...

Thursday, June 21, 2012

COUNTRY DEATH MUST RECORD WITH SHORT POCKETS

Only 8 days to go and our friends at Country Death and Short Pockets are just over 2/3rds away from their goal. To remind you just how awesome they are, here's a collection of some of the music videos we've made for them and their various other bands throughout the years.

Remember if you donate $35 to the cause, I will personally make you a DVD with ALL their music videos (yes, even the ones that have been banned) AND I'll even draw some sweet cover for it (I did the cover art for Short Pocket's Razzle Dazzle album -- look it up). Here's the first 3-minute movie I ever made, serving as a music video for Take No Damage (all this music is available on iTunes, by the way):


Another from Take No Damage:

Some early lo-fi Country Death meets Short Pockets:

From Short Pockets' first album:

A really awesome music video for Country Death shot by Heather Hryciw and edited by Matt Lyons:

Finally, for good measure, an encore of some of the best EIT videos for these guys:





DONATE TODAY!

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

CHRIST OR DIE

Give your life to Christ or else....



Thanks to Liz Austin from Ireland for the tape!

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Friday, June 15, 2012

OILY MANIAC!

This movie is a Shaw Brothers production and is really awesome! This is certainly not always the case around here but you should watch this extremely entertaining movie in its entirety if you can find a copy!

2 Minute Oily Maniac from Rem Lezar on Vimeo.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

THERE'S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY!

Short, blind and bad at boiling eggs? There's gotta be a better way!

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Monday, June 11, 2012

"BORING" BY COUNTRY DEATH AND SHORT POCKETS

As you may have guessed, we love Country Death and Short Pockets. We've made a lot of videos for them over the years, but frankly, we're sick of settling for lo-fi versions of their awesome, ear-melting music. So, in an effort to right this wrong, they've created a Kickstarter to help them professionally record their next batch of tunes. Trust us, if you give these cats a little love, they'll make it worth your while. Here's a new video for one of their latest songs:

Sunday, June 10, 2012

WOMEN

Am I right? Courtesy of the KIPPLE Collection. You can see more here!

Saturday, June 09, 2012

LOST FOOTAGE FROM HANZ & FRANZ THE MOVIE!

It's different than you would expect. Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

Friday, June 08, 2012

HOW TO WIN THE SWEEPSTAKES + HAMBURGERS

If we ever do 'Sad Week', I'll re-post this without the beat.  


And do not forget there'll be a real life BURGER BAR this Saturday at Cinefamily for our very first VIDEO NIGHTS featuring 'Hamburger: The Motion Picture!' and tons of other found footage kush, bro! Get your tickets now!

Wednesday, June 06, 2012

HAMBURGER: THE MOTION PICTURE! SATURDAY!




If you’re going to base a movie on a food, why waste your time with Fried Green Tomatoes or Chocolat? Give the people what they want; boobs, boners, and burgers — and don’t forget super-offensive “humor”, explodin’ fartin’ fatsos, pool parties, and race riots! Hamburger: The Motion Picture follows Russell, a 21 year-old kid (who looks 42) in need of a college degree if he wants to see one red nickel of his family’s inheritance. The one crippling handicap that prohibits this from happening: any woman that crosses his path takes off their clothes and starts fucking him. After a string of lewd ‘n nude conduct, his parents force him to attend the only college that will accept him: Busterburger U! The film’s got a whole cast of kooks sure to offend even the sleaziest of sleazebags, plus the Chicago Bears’ Dick Butkus as the evil drill sergeant determined to make all of their lives a living hell. Think Full Metal Jacket meets Good Burger! All of this leaving your mouth watering? Cinefamily also has you covered with a full-on burger bar, plus an all-new found footage pre-show focused on fast food/industrial training films. Viva la Video Nights! GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!




VIDEO GAME TIPS FROM THE PROS


Thanks to Eric Seelig for the tape!

STILL BREATHIN' CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

She's back! And now she's got a chair!

Sunday, June 03, 2012

A RICH HISTORY OF BLOKES

Courtesy of the KIPPLE Collection. You can see more here!

Saturday, June 02, 2012

LOOK AT THIS PHONE DIALING CAT!

Your move, hero dogs. Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

Friday, June 01, 2012

GET STREET SMART

With Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, because that's the celebrity they got.

Seriously though that "getting a job trap" is something yer gonna want to avoid.