Wednesday, June 20, 2012

CHRIST OR DIE

Give your life to Christ or else....



Thanks to Liz Austin from Ireland for the tape!

22 comments :

Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ, who keeps their money in their front shirt pocket?

Anonymous said...

And the moral is...
don't hang around people who talk about Jesus or you're DOOMED!

Ravenhallow said...

Oh god. I mean. M-O-N-E-Y.

Anonymous said...

"Honey, my father is in the hospital and this may be the last time I get to see him, so I won't be able to go to church this - ARGHHH HELP! I'M ON FIRE! AHHHHH!"

Anonymous said...

After watching this video, God turned his back on humanity once and for all.

Anonymous said...

What a spiteful, joyless faith these people follow.

Anonymous said...

So, his friend is dying and his first thought is to lament not telling him about Jesus?

What a money damn asshole!

Dave said...

So if your religious you will die a horrible death? Shhh! Don't talk about it!

Anonymous said...

Mom, why is there such a disparity between our accents?

Anonymous said...

HOW DARE HER MOTHER HELP OUT LOCAL CHARITIES INSTEAD OF GOING TO CHURCH! SHE'S GOING TO BURN IN HELL!

emily o. said...

M-O-N-E-Y

also i loved the gangsta part. it was fantastically acted out and extremely realistic.

emily o. said...

can all of the e.i.t fans just gather up go to a seminar like this

Anonymous said...

Their God punishes for being murdered at inopportune moments. Oops! You're damned for all eternity!

Josh said...

Hey I think this if from a play called Heaven's Gates, Hells Flames. I remember watching it at church in the 90s. Kinda nostalgic for me, and absolutely hilarious in retrospect.

Anonymous said...

'You go to hell, Charlie Conners!'

Anonymous said...

I saw this production once in Canada. It was called 'Heaven's Gates, Hells Flames'. It was way f#@^ed up.

Satan said...

Who needs to be bored in heaven, when you cant party in hell with me!

Satan said...

Who wants to be bored in heaven, when you party with me in hell!

lee said...
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Monkey Lee said...

@emily o.
I'm actually organizing a group of friends to see this play in Scurry, TX. If you or anyone on here wants to join, let me know.

Anonymous said...

Apparently, heaven is "whites only". ZING!

Megan K said...

The invention of the prop gun was a magical thing.