WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE!

If your nightmare involves rolling dice with a loud creep. Happy Halloween!
Previously...

Also check out this interview with the Channel 2020 crew and please donate to our Kickstarter if you can! 

COVERT REPTILIAN OPERATIVES SAVE YOU FROM YOURSELF?!?

Reptilian operatives recruiting new human slaves! Help us to pull back the scales of the real Reptilian Agenda and make Channel 2020 a reality!

3 MINUTE SHOCK 'EM DEAD

SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?

Hey there boys and ghouls!  I am super excited to announce tonight's pre-Halloween bash at Cinefamily here in sunny Los Angeles.  Since next year's Everything is Festival won't be until August of 2013 (lame)- we simply couldn't wait that long to bring you a glimpse of the fun.  Listen, if you like your Halloween partys geared towards shows that scared the shit out of prepubescents, then holy shit!  Tonight is your night.  

 

But there's more!  Free booze, s'mores, dancing, and all the other stuff that goes with monster mashes.  

P.S. In case your oh, so far away from LA, please don't cry.  I got an AYAOTD mondo mix in the works for next week.

2-MINUTE SLAUGHTERHOUSE ROCK

CHANNEL 2020 TRAILER!

We are teaming up with the crew from IFC's Food Party to bring you the future of TV! Get ready for some post-apocalyptic belly laughs as we follow our bumbling reptilian overlords as they go about their scaley business trying to run the world! Please go to our new Kickstarter page to help us make tomorrow's future today!

THE OLD NEW AGE!

3 MINUTE HACK-O-LANTERN

Thanks to Bleeding Skull for the tape! P.S. DanteFontana.com is up and running! More on that later…

OPEN THE DOOR

to making your kids more obnoxious!

FLEX 4 CHECKS

Reach for it, Sam...

CHANNEL 2020 TEASER!

Stay tuned to EIT! for more exciting Channel 2020 news! More Trailers! More Reptiles on our Production Tumblr!

CHANGE THE WAY YOU THINK

 
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection. You can see more here!

GUNS INDOORS!

Stay tuned to EIT! tomorrow for some big news from Defenestrator III and YV!

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THE BEST OF EIT!

1500 posts, 4500 Jerrys, hundreds of live shows, and we're just getting started! We could not have done it without our wonderful fans! Thanks!



To book a screening of The Best of EIT! or to book EIT! LIVE!, contact us at everythingisterriblelive@gmail.com

To donate your copy of Jerry Maguire, bring them to a live show or mail them to EIT! PO BOX 47924 Chicago, IL 60647

THERE ONCE WAS A BROAD FROM NANTUCKET

Bad comedy is fucking great.  When you add in parody to it, it's video gold.   

This tape courtesy of one of life's nicest folks, Bryan Connolly of Vulcan Video.  We also both have VHS tattoos, so we're bonded forever and ever.

OH YEAH!  I am back at Cinefamily on Friday, October 26th with a very special event featuring the weirdest/scariest/Canadianest episodes of the classic anthology horror show; ARE YOU AFRIAD OF THE DARK?  More info to come, but it's going to be a huge party.  We hope to see you there, dudes!

KOMMERCIAL KORNER

3 MINUTE EXPRESS 2 TERROR!

Hey kooky LA/NYC liberals! You want to make your pipe dream of rail travel a reality in this country? Well, it'll cost you...

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO THE DINOSAURS?

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection. You can see more here!

SENSE MEDITATION & DEATH SCREAM

He's not just happy to see you.

And you've probably seen this because some yahoo reuploaded it and it went big, but here's the original by CDT:

Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

PSALTY'S PSEARCH 4 THE MAGIC TAPES

Quick--before yer Dad gets here--come to "Africa" with me on an insane quest!


Featuring Young Crybaby of Mouth's Cradle.
Download the end credits song here.

***!Past Psalty Insanity Post!***

CAT MASSAGE, INTERNATIONAL

As some of you know, we had the pleasure of hosting Maryjean Ballner at this years Everything is Festival in Los Angeles. She was kind enough to present a keynote presentation and give us a priceless treasure... a VHS tape of Cat Massage dubbed in Japanese! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARYJEAN! May you forever ride the "Cat Massage Crazy Train".

(Photo by Airwave Ranger)

3.5 MINUTE TAXI DANCER!

Awwwww.

BULLIES VS MAGICK!

Thanks to Dragon Sound for getting me out of the Fruit Boots and into some Heelys!

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