Monday, October 08, 2012

SENSE MEDITATION & DEATH SCREAM

He's not just happy to see you.

And you've probably seen this because some yahoo reuploaded it and it went big, but here's the original by CDT:

Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

8 comments :

Rigor_Mortis said...

Between the tux and the dick, I was left fucking speechless.

Anonymous said...

Im surprised youtube hasnt taken down the video yet.What with the giant penis in the background.

Anonymous said...

The breathing technique is for the next scene where he slides down the first third of the phallus. It is truly remarkable.

--Sgt. McKinley, Royal Anon's...

HEY...does anyone know where I can find video of the Durashine infomercial from the mid-late 90's? It actually ran late at night for about five years and features the host accidentally getting burned by a laser. In its stead I watched a couple bits of "Amazing Discoveries" with Mike Levey and Ian Long just for shits and giggles. Then I washed it all down with some nice wine while consuming the cheese that is the infomercial for Chef Tony's Miracle Blades....Jesus fucking Christ...I went to Columbia University. What the fuck am I doing with my life?

John said...

I think that first video is one of those situations in which there's talk and talk and talk but nobody mentions..... the "elephant in the room."

Ravenhallow said...

Sarge, you are not alone in your lust for terrible infomercials. I spend way too much time on the Infomercial Hell blog watching terrible things and also pondering the careening direction of my life.

Also the dick is no surprise, as I instantly recognized that dude from here before - was it the Hin Yin stuff, I think?

Danny said...

Well...
I know there is a pink elephant in the room and everybody are too embarrassed to say something. So let me be the first one to speak:

The pink flower in his jacket is kinda gay.

MYTHOS said...

I think I found my new ring-tone!

Faustian Man said...

This is the asshole guy (Asshole Monologues). I guess pre-Aids...allegedly.

http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2010/09/asshole-monologues.html