Friday, June 29, 2012
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
AT WAR WITH THE WEIGHTS
War is hell and sweaty counting.
Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!
Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!
Labels:
80's
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Aaron Valdez
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celebrities
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exercise
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Guest Blogger
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milk
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workout
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
PASS THROUGH THE DOOR!
Thanks L. Gordon Shumway of Chicago, Illinois for the tape!
Labels:
Yonder Vittles
Monday, June 25, 2012
SPEED READING SEMINAR
Stop reading books the regular way!
Labels:
70's
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Dante Fontana
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infomercial
Saturday, June 23, 2012
HOGAN TIPS AND TRICKS
Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!
Labels:
80's
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babies
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Crazy Dave Tape
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demon
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Guest Blogger
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Hulk Hogan
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video games
Friday, June 22, 2012
AMERICAN COMMANDO NINJA - JULY 21!
Some movies are simply too radical. Some movies deserve more than a 2.5 minute treatment. Saturday, July 21st, EiT! & Cinefamily bring back VIDEO NIGHTS! Jammed with 'American Commando Ninja,' unseen VHS rarities, booze,and now we welcome you to bring your VHS nuggets and we'll jam after the movie! We are bringing your mom's basement to The Cinefamily, just like you always wanted! Get your tix now and join the revolution!
And very soon I will be dropping some news about Everything Is Festival. It's gonna be big...
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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bad dubbing
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fight
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Ghoul Skool
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ninja
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punching
Thursday, June 21, 2012
COUNTRY DEATH MUST RECORD WITH SHORT POCKETS
Only 8 days to go and our friends at Country Death and Short Pockets are just over 2/3rds away from their goal. To remind you just how awesome they are, here's a collection of some of the music videos we've made for them and their various other bands throughout the years.
Remember if you donate $35 to the cause, I will personally make you a DVD with ALL their music videos (yes, even the ones that have been banned) AND I'll even draw some sweet cover for it (I did the cover art for Short Pocket's Razzle Dazzle album -- look it up). Here's the first 3-minute movie I ever made, serving as a music video for Take No Damage (all this music is available on iTunes, by the way):
Another from Take No Damage:
Some early lo-fi Country Death meets Short Pockets:
From Short Pockets' first album:
A really awesome music video for Country Death shot by Heather Hryciw and edited by Matt Lyons:
Finally, for good measure, an encore of some of the best EIT videos for these guys:
DONATE TODAY!
Remember if you donate $35 to the cause, I will personally make you a DVD with ALL their music videos (yes, even the ones that have been banned) AND I'll even draw some sweet cover for it (I did the cover art for Short Pocket's Razzle Dazzle album -- look it up). Here's the first 3-minute movie I ever made, serving as a music video for Take No Damage (all this music is available on iTunes, by the way):
Another from Take No Damage:
Some early lo-fi Country Death meets Short Pockets:
From Short Pockets' first album:
A really awesome music video for Country Death shot by Heather Hryciw and edited by Matt Lyons:
Finally, for good measure, an encore of some of the best EIT videos for these guys:
DONATE TODAY!
Labels:
country death
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music video
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short pockets
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WrongMan
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
CHRIST OR DIE
Give your life to Christ or else....
Thanks to Liz Austin from Ireland for the tape!
Thanks to Liz Austin from Ireland for the tape!
Labels:
90's
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bad acting
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Canada
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Christian
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death
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Defenestrator III
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Jesus Christ
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teens
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
Monday, June 18, 2012
3 MINUTE SUMMER FANTASY
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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dance
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Dante Fontana
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divorce
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fantasy
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hunks
,
summertime
Sunday, June 17, 2012
THE SPIRITUAL DANCE TO ECSTASY
Dance, Hippy, Dance!
Labels:
dance
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Guest Blogger
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hippies
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motivational speaker
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Paul Kersey Jr.
,
whip crackin'
Friday, June 15, 2012
OILY MANIAC!
This movie is a Shaw Brothers production and is really awesome! This is certainly not always the case around here but you should watch this extremely entertaining movie in its entirety if you can find a copy!
2 Minute Oily Maniac from Rem Lezar on Vimeo.
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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monsters
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Rem Lezar
,
shaw brothers
Thursday, June 14, 2012
FATHERS & SONS (COMPANIONS & FRIENDS)
Labels:
70's
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Dante Fontana
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robots
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singing dads
,
vacation
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
THERE'S GOTTA BE A BETTER WAY!
Short, blind and bad at boiling eggs? There's gotta be a better way!
Labels:
Future Schlock
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infomercial
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Monday, June 11, 2012
"BORING" BY COUNTRY DEATH AND SHORT POCKETS
As you may have guessed, we love Country Death and Short Pockets. We've made a lot of videos for them over the years, but frankly, we're sick of settling for lo-fi versions of their awesome, ear-melting music. So, in an effort to right this wrong, they've created a Kickstarter to help them professionally record their next batch of tunes. Trust us, if you give these cats a little love, they'll make it worth your while.
Here's a new video for one of their latest songs:
Labels:
boring
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country death
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music video
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short pockets
,
WrongMan
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Saturday, June 09, 2012
LOST FOOTAGE FROM HANZ & FRANZ THE MOVIE!
It's different than you would expect.
Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!
Labels:
90's
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Crazy Dave Tape
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Guest Blogger
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porn
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sex
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TV
Friday, June 08, 2012
HOW TO WIN THE SWEEPSTAKES + HAMBURGERS
If we ever do 'Sad Week', I'll re-post this without the beat.
And do not forget there'll be a real life BURGER BAR this Saturday at Cinefamily for our very first VIDEO NIGHTS featuring 'Hamburger: The Motion Picture!' and tons of other found footage kush, bro! Get your tickets now!
Labels:
dance
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food
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Ghoul Skool
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lottery
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lotto
,
video nights
Wednesday, June 06, 2012
HAMBURGER: THE MOTION PICTURE! SATURDAY!
If you’re going to base a movie on a food, why waste your time with Fried Green Tomatoes or Chocolat? Give the people what they want; boobs, boners, and burgers — and don’t forget super-offensive “humor”, explodin’ fartin’ fatsos, pool parties, and race riots! Hamburger: The Motion Picture follows Russell, a 21 year-old kid (who looks 42) in need of a college degree if he wants to see one red nickel of his family’s inheritance. The one crippling handicap that prohibits this from happening: any woman that crosses his path takes off their clothes and starts fucking him. After a string of lewd ‘n nude conduct, his parents force him to attend the only college that will accept him: Busterburger U! The film’s got a whole cast of kooks sure to offend even the sleaziest of sleazebags, plus the Chicago Bears’ Dick Butkus as the evil drill sergeant determined to make all of their lives a living hell. Think Full Metal Jacket meets Good Burger! All of this leaving your mouth watering? Cinefamily also has you covered with a full-on burger bar, plus an all-new found footage pre-show focused on fast food/industrial training films. Viva la Video Nights! GET YOUR TICKETS HERE!
VIDEO GAME TIPS FROM THE PROS
Thanks to Eric Seelig for the tape!
Labels:
80's
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America
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Defenestrator III
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nerds
,
video games
Tuesday, June 05, 2012
Monday, June 04, 2012
THE GREAT AMERICAN TRAFFIC JAM
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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computers
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Dante Fontana
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divorce
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golf
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rock n' roll
Sunday, June 03, 2012
Saturday, June 02, 2012
LOOK AT THIS PHONE DIALING CAT!
Your move, hero dogs.
Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!
Labels:
animals
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cats
,
Crazy Dave Tape
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Guest Blogger
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kids
,
phone
Friday, June 01, 2012
GET STREET SMART
With Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, because that's the celebrity they got.
Seriously though that "getting a job trap" is something yer gonna want to avoid.
Labels:
bad acting
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basketball
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kids
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Los Angeles
,
Rem Lezar
,
stranger danger
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