Tuesday, September 14, 2010

2:20 MINUTE 2020 TEXAS GLADIATORS

This one goes out to our friends at the Alamo Drafthouse.

14 comments :

Nate said...

ffffiiiiiiiiiirst
i havent even seen the edit yet. Is it good? I hope so!

Nate said...

it was all that and more.

Could his shield not block an axe?

John said...

Awesome movie. Anything from the 80s that has a year in the title is always worth watching.

It was almost 2 movies in one. The first part seemed to have almost no meaning to the second.

Anonymous said...

Poor Bull, all he wanted was a promotion

Gilbert Neal said...

Will Arnett at :20?

Ravenhallow said...

Captain Military von Evil's face creeped me the hell out when he was doing his "evil laugh."

Are their shields stolen from Dune? The slow blade/arrow gets through where bullets can't.

Anonymous said...

Mmmm goat urine. It doesn't taste bad at all.

Anonymous said...

Once again, let's all thank "Road Warrior". Has any other single movie spawned so much wonderful badness over the years?

Anonymous said...

"we don't trust white men" said to a group that included a woman and an Asian guy?

Victor Serge said...

Anon, I also like, "We don't trust white men" said by a group of white guys dressed up like Native Americans.

No Everything Is Terrible tag at the end? Because it truly was.

mitch said...

Ah yes, I remember this from my US History textbook's prediction of the future.

Kit O'Connell said...

Crazy bald guy could use a session or two with Dr. Horrible's vocal coach.

Anonymous said...

@Nate
Bullet Shield of the Badguy
Gives a +5 to defense against bullets. Provides absolutely no armor bonus against attacks with arrows, axes or fruit.

DavidGC said...

Their first mistake was outfitting their troops with holy shields.