Thursday, September 30, 2010

SO MANY THINGS TO FREAK OUT ABOUT!

Seriously folks... EVERYTHING is terrible(!)
  • Satan,
  • Mormons,
  • Jehovas Witnesses,
  • Satans Witnesses,
  • New Agers...

23 comments :

Mitch said...

I totally would have stayed Mormon if the temples were as interesting as they appear to be in that video.

Anonymous said...

wow a cheap fake trumpet making a cheap fake trumpet sound, surely this will be a quality presentation

also "SECRET OCCULT RITUALS"
*shot of two people shaking hands*

Anonymous said...

The last one was definitely the scariest of all...



wv: eweemo

Godless Girl said...

I wouldn't be surprised if my family subscribed to these.

Voracious_Boot said...

YES! I was wondering when Jeremiah Films would get featured here. The nuttiest of nuts they are.

I own the best of all their films, which was sadly not covered by this commercial. Harry Potter: Witchcraft Repackaged.

Chris "The Body" Ward said...

Well now I have to find those movies, too!

chiapett said...

Seeing Jehovah's Witnesses sprayed with a water hose is not terrible.

Anonymous said...

One video against Satan, eighteen against the Mormons.

ThefilmBug said...

I want to know if Godless Girl is a member of my family by any chance?

There was a time when I fell for all this bullshit. Now I just thank God I am atheist.

Anonymous said...

That "Fear is the Master" footage can be found in a Duchess Says music video called Black Flag

St.Richard said...

I actually own the Rise of Satanism video and it is exactly as wonderful as you'd imagine.

Anonymous said...

Too many "conspiracy films" have a Christian slant in general, that sort of diminishes the credibility for me, especially when they discuss the revenueing tactics of other religions, as if they are morally perfect in that regard. Because otherwise what they are saying is true...

safer midwifery utah said...

the handshake you saw is the secret handshake needed to get into heaven.

ya, for realz

BirthdaySkeleton said...

You know, I'm pretty sure the background music for at least part of this thing was taken from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Starting at around :58 I think.

Wow, I need a life.

Anonymous said...

I know nothing is sacred here at EIT, but I just wanna say that as a Mormon those videos were deeply sacrilegious and offensive to the very core. And I know nobody around here takes religion very seriously, but I really want to add that the people who made and distributed those videos will have much to account for on Judgment Day. Everything here runs against civility and politeness, and I believe in the freedoms of speech and religion, but I would implore you just in the name of kindness to take down that horrible video. That is all.

Unknown said...

^ Aww did the little person with the stupid belief system get his feelings hurt? So what if you're offended? It's all the more funny if you are!

Besides, EIT don't promote these videos, you know. Do you even get this site

Anonymous said...

they forgot Scientologists, the cult of all cults

Anonymous said...

"I know nothing is sacred here at EIT, but I just wanna say that as a Mormon those videos were deeply sacrilegious and offensive to the very core. And I know nobody around here takes religion very seriously, but I really want to add that the people who made and distributed those videos will have much to account for on Judgment Day. Everything here runs against civility and politeness, and I believe in the freedoms of speech and religion, but I would implore you just in the name of kindness to take down that horrible video. That is all."

TROLL ALERT.

Mote of Lobross said...

Huh. Same religious paranoia as always. Though, that last one about visiting old folks doesn't seem so bad.

JosephSmith said...

LOL Mormons are brainwashed crazy (uh yeah you are.) One of their businessmen "prophets" Boyd K Packer recently said that all homosexual relationships are based on pornography addiction. WTF?! Google it. They say & believe a LOT of ignorant things.

But Mormons must follow the prophet and not go astray. (CULT!!!!)

I LOVED this video!

Anonymous said...

Dude who got his feelings hurt, none of your church is real. It's a business. Stop reading all the books the church tells you to read. Read the REAL history. Realize, MEN run your church/business. It's a business that get's into politics way more then they should. They have you and all the other "blind faith" mormons pay them your hard earned money every month. All the leaders come out with their books and charge a lot and you all just keep giving your money to them! Monson is only a sick old man, he doesn't talk to any GOD any more then anybody else does. He's a business man. Learn the facts about your "religion." MOST Mormons are the most judgmental, prideful, IGNORANT people around. You're SO brainwashed, any Mormon will reply to this posting with the same comment and say the same thing because they've TRAINED you to say that! I used to be JUST LIKE YOU ALL! Now i think for myself and life is amazing, and i thought it was amazing IN the church, HA! Shows how messed up Mormons are. Yeah, you're messed up in the head. The church fucks everyone up. And you still practice polygamy in the temple, funny because you would say you don't "believe" in it anymore. WTF? CRAZY!!!!

Anonymous said...

you steal men's souls! and make them your slaves!

perhaps the same could be said of all Religions!

also, what was that lady wearing on her head?

Anonymous said...

Don't be fooled, people. New Age is beautiful. It is christians who should be feared. It is them who lie to you, who make sacrifices, and eat the flesh of their dead God.