Wednesday, September 22, 2010

DON'T DO THESE DON'TS!

or do, whatever...



27 comments :

John said...

My greatest accomplishment in my life was easily getting to "rap" my anti-drug song on the PA system in 3rd grade.

It had something to do with drugs giving you bugs. I was way ahead of the curve in terms of meth.

Anonymous said...

This is sooo Miami...

Phineas said...

I can relate to this. I know I sure hate it when people call me repeatedly to ask if I want to do drugs, or when random guys come up to me on the beach and try to get me to drink alcohol.

Anonymous said...

I hate it when chicks won't drink my half empty booze bottles the second they wake up.

Renee of the Fae said...

The "Strangers" song is kinda catchy...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, the basic melody of the "Strangers" song wasn't bad...it could be rejiggered into a cool song. Maybe.

Ravenhallow said...

It can't quite top Stranger Danger's catchiness, though. Also, in my defense, I'm a stranger and I'm pretty fun.

newtown said...

DON'T STARE AT ME LIKE THAT

Anonymous said...

Don't take a banana from a stranger. You might catch something.

Daniel said...

I hadn't ever had any adults offering me drugs or candy or anything when I was a kid. Maybe I wasn't cool enough :(

Richard Whittall said...

What's the good of a videocassette if you CAN'T substitute it for parental responsibility?

Fat 'n Boring said...

"Teddy sniffing glue, he was 12 years old. Fell from the roof on East two-nine."
Poor Teddy obviously didn't heed the advice of these child rappers about saying no to drugs. Or glue.

Anonymous said...

Almost certain I heard "No strangers aren't fun" at the end there.

PLEASE DON'T USE DOUBLE-NEGATIVES.

Anonymous said...

Wait...did the chick get arrested for prostitution or selling drugs? or both?

Penelope said...

Do you suppose they paid these children in hash?

Anonymous said...

You people might laugh, but my business selling PCP to fourth graders took a big hit in the 80's.

Anonymous said...

Who needs drugs?

(seriously i have drugs.)

Mr. Darby said...

What bad ass, denim wearing, rocker teen listens to advice from junior high kids? "Drugs? I don't know, my little brother told me not too..."

I think this was an instructional video on how to subliminally brainwash your troubled older sister: play this catchy rap while she's asleep.

Chris said...

I have to say, that last stranger was rather smooth, just sitting next to 80's keyboard chick and grabbing some knee.

Then again maybe she was sitting on his shitty looking car and he wanted her off of it.

Anonymous said...

Wait.... "Drugs are only for fools"
Mr. T says I'm a fool, does that mean I should do drugs?

Anonymous said...

If you ask me, we should just put ALL STRANGERS in PRISON, that way we wouldn't have to worry about talking to them.

Anonymous said...

Anyone else interpret the thing with the policewoman in the second one as a kinky lesbian thing?

Anonymous said...

Lol. I really like the hand at the bottom ushering the kid forward at 0:52. Don't follow strangers... especially if they have cameras.

Your boy Darren said...

Wait can anyone tell me where the strangers video came from? I must have it's source at once.

Charlotte said...

I'll bet my life at least one of these dorkballs turned out a junkie.

jimbo said...

"please don't talk to strangers" sounds like a great unreleased white stripes song.

Lady Marmalade said...

Is it just me, or did the strangers song remind anyone of Harry Nilsson?