I can relate to this. I know I sure hate it when people call me repeatedly to ask if I want to do drugs, or when random guys come up to me on the beach and try to get me to drink alcohol.
"Teddy sniffing glue, he was 12 years old. Fell from the roof on East two-nine." Poor Teddy obviously didn't heed the advice of these child rappers about saying no to drugs. Or glue.
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My greatest accomplishment in my life was easily getting to "rap" my anti-drug song on the PA system in 3rd grade.
It had something to do with drugs giving you bugs. I was way ahead of the curve in terms of meth.
This is sooo Miami...
I can relate to this. I know I sure hate it when people call me repeatedly to ask if I want to do drugs, or when random guys come up to me on the beach and try to get me to drink alcohol.
I hate it when chicks won't drink my half empty booze bottles the second they wake up.
The "Strangers" song is kinda catchy...
Yeah, the basic melody of the "Strangers" song wasn't bad...it could be rejiggered into a cool song. Maybe.
It can't quite top Stranger Danger's catchiness, though. Also, in my defense, I'm a stranger and I'm pretty fun.
DON'T STARE AT ME LIKE THAT
Don't take a banana from a stranger. You might catch something.
I hadn't ever had any adults offering me drugs or candy or anything when I was a kid. Maybe I wasn't cool enough :(
What's the good of a videocassette if you CAN'T substitute it for parental responsibility?
"Teddy sniffing glue, he was 12 years old. Fell from the roof on East two-nine."
Poor Teddy obviously didn't heed the advice of these child rappers about saying no to drugs. Or glue.
Almost certain I heard "No strangers aren't fun" at the end there.
PLEASE DON'T USE DOUBLE-NEGATIVES.
Wait...did the chick get arrested for prostitution or selling drugs? or both?
Do you suppose they paid these children in hash?
You people might laugh, but my business selling PCP to fourth graders took a big hit in the 80's.
Who needs drugs?
(seriously i have drugs.)
What bad ass, denim wearing, rocker teen listens to advice from junior high kids? "Drugs? I don't know, my little brother told me not too..."
I think this was an instructional video on how to subliminally brainwash your troubled older sister: play this catchy rap while she's asleep.
I have to say, that last stranger was rather smooth, just sitting next to 80's keyboard chick and grabbing some knee.
Then again maybe she was sitting on his shitty looking car and he wanted her off of it.
Wait.... "Drugs are only for fools"
Mr. T says I'm a fool, does that mean I should do drugs?
If you ask me, we should just put ALL STRANGERS in PRISON, that way we wouldn't have to worry about talking to them.
Anyone else interpret the thing with the policewoman in the second one as a kinky lesbian thing?
Lol. I really like the hand at the bottom ushering the kid forward at 0:52. Don't follow strangers... especially if they have cameras.
Wait can anyone tell me where the strangers video came from? I must have it's source at once.
I'll bet my life at least one of these dorkballs turned out a junkie.
"please don't talk to strangers" sounds like a great unreleased white stripes song.
Is it just me, or did the strangers song remind anyone of Harry Nilsson?
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