Tuesday, April 06, 2010

WHEN A MAN LOVES A SOFTBALL...

Thanks to everyone for coming out to the Hungry Brain last night. And if you weren't there, here's a taste of what you missed. This is easily one of the top five softball instructional tapes by a 90s white soul singer.

23 comments :

Daniel said...

I give this video 5 awfully pitched arpeggios out of 5.

Bluestockings31 said...

I'm still wondering what Michael Bolton has to do with softball.

Anonymous said...

yeah yeaH yeAH YEAH! YEah Yeah yeah

i want this as my ringtone

John said...

Moms! TO YOUR MINI-VANS!

drollgirl said...

BAHAHAH! i posted on this chucklehead today, too.

http://drollgirl.blogspot.com/2010/04/all-kinds-of-wrong.html

Desuko. said...

What a coincidence! I also love softball as much as I love his music. Which is, not at all.

fireflyed said...

That ball cap he is wearing is just awesome.

Heather said...

From this day forward, I will imagine that he's singing "How Can We Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends" to a softball. Actually, this video has convinced me that there's no need to imagine.

Jesse said...

Yes! I've been waiting to see more of this tape ever since Future Schlock 2!

Anonymous said...

Did he say "just like getting a good rimjob"?

JRH said...

You should probably just watch the baseball game. It's already pretty dark out at 8:45, and your friends are probably at home watching tv.

Anonymous said...

Indeed those hats are fantastic. I want a hat with a big metal band on it that says BOLTON

Leofan7 said...

To the anonymous poster who wished to have the arpeggios as his/her/it's ringtone, I have taken the liberty of stripping it out of the video, and posting it on my never-used Verizon webspace. You're welcome.

http://mysite.verizon.net/zachpeterson/

Luke said...

I wish he would have stuck with soft ball.

Nate said...

so...many..baseball analogies...

Ravenhallow said...

My mind.
Is blown.

Mene Tekel said...

I'll bet Michael Jackson really loved the rodeo, but they didn't make a video of that.

Anonymous said...

they couldn't get a real ball player to do this?

Anonymous said...

@ Leofan7 : Thanks so much :D

joshiku said...

at least the writers and Bolton were self-aware enough to include; "I know what you're thinking... What does Michael Bolton have to do with softball?" in the script.

Anonymous said...

@ Leofan7 you brought tears to my eyes

and yes he says a good rimjob

Anonymous said...

video is broken? T_T

Lucy Collins said...

WHY DOESN"T MY FAV VIDEO WORK?
DID BOLTON HIDE IT?
THERE ARE OTHER VERSIONS BUT THEY DONT INCLUDE
"YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH"
Where is the arpeggio and softballin of my life??????