Thursday, April 22, 2010

MONDO MUSICAL MIX NIGHT & JAILBIRD ROCK THIS SATURDAY!

Hey Los Angeles, EIT's 'real family' aka The Cinefamily is putting on a pretty kickass show this weekend, and if you miss it, well, you're dead to us.

Watch this trailer and tell me you're not up for this. I dare you.


Now, get your dick outta my face!

23 comments :

Anonymous said...

In the 80s all problems were solved with song and dance.

Ebelch said...

Being molested in a Häagen-Dazs sweatshirt isn't is bad as they make it out to be.

Mars said...

Hey! I went to the Prison of The Performing Arts!

Nate said...

Wow. What a gem. I prolly would have fapped to this when I was younger. Heck who am I kidding? Female prisoners being raped? I'd fap to this now!

fupu said...

You could get rich with a double feature of this and "Showgirls". You know, on the seedy side of town...

Anonymous said...

So this is where Lady Gaga got the idea for that god awful Telephone video.

Anonymous said...

thats so sad!

Heather said...

The only thing that could have made this cheesy Fame/Flashdance rip-off any better is if she had accidentally whacked herself in the face with her femur during the high kicks.

Capn said...

It's the perfect melding of the After School Special with early Cinemax soft core porn.

Fat 'n Boring said...

@Mars: I went to their sister school, The Eastern State Academy of Art and Design, and thrived under the tutelage of John Wayne Gacy.

Bluestockings31 said...

According to IMDB, the "actress" who plays Jess would eventually go on to host Search for the Next Pussycat Doll.

Anonymous said...

That looks AWESOME! Does it come in a boy-dancer version?

fireflyed said...

Must see the real thing!

ヘザー said...

Now I need to see this film. Someone please make a torrent or petition it to be released on DVD.

Kyle said...

Now I'm hungry for Häagen-Dazs.

REALLY hungry.

Anonymous said...

jesus, stick a spoon in her mouth, she's having a seizure!

Anonymous said...

sexiest 'always with wings' commercial ever.

Anonymous said...

Such a movie isn't complete without a stereotypical African-American villain!

Anonymous said...

what a twist this makes M. Night Shyamalan cream his pants for the idea.

ideitbawx said...

footloose-turned-prisonsploitation? is it wrong i find some of this kinda hot?

Chris said...

Wow...I think I just had an 80s-gasm! It's getting harder and harder to achieve those, thanks to all the crappy remakes now that ruin my happy memories.

Jessica said...

It's a brave thing those women did, hoofing-it out to relieve their frusterations about being in the slammer. It's unfounded, yet totally inspirational.

Anonymous said...

at first i thought this was a porno based on fame but later i realized this is a porno based on fame with a lesbian jail scene wat a concept