You guys know that we would die for our fans, right? Well, we would. If anyone were to touch a single hair on let's say, Heather or Fat 'n Borings' heads- then we would hunt down those hair-touchers and make them pay. Then we'd go after their families.
So knowing that, would you do the same for us? What if instead of killing someone who done us wrong, you just put up some posters for us before we do a show? Not only that, but you'll get into our shows for free, get free stuff, and you may even be welcome into the very prestigious 'EIT! Kidz Club!' (more on that later, I've already said too much)...
If you have the time, please email us at 'whatsupEIT at gmail.com' and let us know if you'd like to help out. We'll remember you guys when we get a rollercoatser named after us like Aerosmith did, but we won't be creeps about it. Swear to Duane.
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I doubt you'll ever come to Orlando but if you do, I'm in!
If you guys ever come to Pittsburgh, I'm there.
It's good to know that EIT's got my back.
You jerks havent once sniffed at Canada, but if you make it to Alberta, Ill put up posters until my fingers bleed.
If you ever need someone in Ann Arbor or Detroit, I'm your man.
If ever in the Cleveland or Columbus area of Ohio, I will gladly spread the word. Subjecting Northwestern Ohio to terrible things is very appealing to me. Very appealing, indeed.
Okay dang, I can't believe someone got to Orlando before I did. Get yourselves down here, EIT!
Well if you ever head to Seattle...
You know I got your back EIT!
I swear To JERRY!
(you too Heather and Fat'n Boring)
p.s. Let me know when you get your own video game like Aerosmith.
High fives to Kaos, we have Seattle double-covered.
Might I suggest you approach Central Cinema as a venue. They host the Found Footage Film Fest and many other rare, random films. They serve food and beer and are generally awesome.
Is it too late for Chicago?
Orlando would be tight, I'm in Tampa, FL. Close enough. Id be there.
Mail me a promo kit if you're coming to Atlanta
Come to the Philadelphia area and I can be of service!
next time you hit up austin, oh great eit, i will gladly paper the town with your papers!
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