Friday, April 16, 2010

MICROWAVE HELL

28 comments :

tereg said...

Like a cowboy boot

Lily said...

Well done, Tereg!

Desuko. said...

At this point I think she's just hearing phantom bells, like a punch drunk heavyweight fighter. Come to think of it, this video is making me hear phantom bells too.

filmscience said...

Mrs. Poole is acting a little superior about her fancy little micro-wrap.

And nothing makes the mouth water like a "diaper wrap". Ugh.

Anonymous said...

Now I know where Tim and Eric found her.

redrash said...

"Continuing to sell Microcrisp only by infomercial would be like watching the same Gilligan's Island rerun," says Nancy Duitch, national sales manager of Microcrisp, based in Culver City, Cal.

Fat 'n Boring said...

A burger nuked with the aide of a chemically enhanced sheet of waxed paper. Lunch!

Heather said...

She's the poor man's Paula Deen. There's the bell!

Julian said...

I don't know--if Hansel and Gretel had to wrap the evil old witch in microcrisp™, she might have gotten wise to their plan. Then again, who wants to wait two hours, when you can have grisly, rubbery flesh from a microwave in a fraction of the time? Just add some ranch dressing--from a tube, of course--and you have got yourself a lunch!

Anonymous said...

There's the bell

Anonymous said...

no you're a bell. :<

Daniel said...

"It's shaped like a boot"

JRH said...

Does it work with healthy food?

Kyle said...

But aluminum foil has more personality!

Destination A Go-Go said...
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Destination A Go-Go said...

"Who the hell used up all the tape???"

"......"


"Well find it!!
I ain't eatin' a cold Dippity Dog."

Anonymous said...

If this were Jeffrey Dahmers grandma, I sort of understand his motivation.

Not saying I condone it, I just sort of get it.

J said...

Putting the "eat" in EIT

Mandi said...

I can't believe this lady has been doing infomercials for so long. She was just on tv last night XD

Anonymous said...

http://www.infomercial-hell.com/blog/2008/09/26/cathy-mitchell-appears-in-infomercial-parody-sketch/

beau said...

Gotta say, I am a big fan of using scissors as a food prep utensil. Not at all being ironic. Just wanted to share.

Zach said...

will you put a peice of tape on my dilly dog

Chickengirl said...

mmm cancer-wrap...

Anonymous said...

DESPERATION DESPERATION DESPERATION

Gary Esch said...

Wow she has been around a long time! GT101 anyone?

Ultra Fem said...

This must have been shown on late-night TV an awful lot back in the day, cause I remember every minute of it. We actually had some of that gray poster-paper. It DID make a difference, but not enough for all the folding-and-taping trouble.

M said...

She looks like some sort of alien insect

Anonymous said...

this is a chefs worst nightmare!!! omg fucking terrible!!