Thursday, April 29, 2010

HACKING IS EASY!



I've never seen the movie Hackers but if it's anything like this tape, I am going to Blockbuster ASAP.

38 comments :

Ryan said...

This is why I keep a condom over the ethernet port.

Heather said...

What just happened?

Everyone knows there's no girl hackers. Pshh.

PW said...

"I'm gonna get my hands all over your dad."

David said...

Hackers is like this. Except they have rollerskates. Best movie in the history of movies, kinda

John said...

Hackers was great. Hackers 2 with Skeet Ulrich as Kevin Mitnick? God like.

Anonymous said...

Clark Kent NOOOOO!!!!

Renee of the Fae said...

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Cynthia said...

This should just be called "An Homage to the Art of Acting."

cyberbully said...

PASSWORD = CORVETTE

Ebelch said...

Am I the only one who wanted to eat his face?

Anonymous said...

My grandma's still dumb enough to fall for these tricks. I need to start charging her for assistance

Anonymous said...

So, a password is kind of like a VD, is that what they're telling me?

Destination A Go-Go said...

The password is "New England Clam Chowder"

Roctober Magazine Reviews: said...

The best part about Hackers is that Crash Override, Acid Burn and the rest of the teen Hackers all traverse the world on rollerblades. The 30 year old evil hacker thinks he's cool, but because he uses a skateboard we know he's obsolete, deluded, out of touch, and his plans for world domination will be hack-blocked. Also, I believe the first hacking seen in the movie is Crash vs. Burn in a hack war to see who can control the robot that loads the 3/4" video tapes at a local TV station.

However, as much as I love that movie, Angelina Jolie's acting in it can't compare to thespians in this video.

filmscience said...

I know this is supposed to be about computer hacking but as this creepy little douche spoke, all I heard was:

"I'm going to get into your sister. I'm going to get my hands on your daughter."

He made hacking all rape-y.

Anonymous said...

HACK THE GIBSON

randomgadget said...

I'm going to need an m&m dispenser, a nerf gun and some soda, lots of soda

Anonymous said...

he may be able to hack into my computer, but I can kick his ass in a little something called "reality"

Fat 'n Boring said...

I'd tap that.

Nicol3 said...

The strange thing is.. I'd hit it too.

...With a hammer

WORD VERIFICATION: LIP SYNC

Mmm. Dirty.

Stereo Stations said...

HACK THE PLANET!!!

brndn said...

Isn't that Matt Damon?

Vitória said...

Mr. Hacker suffers from major rapey-face.

Forjaz said...

Yep, he's gonna get his hand over something but I'm sure it's not some system as he says !! MHUAAHAHAHA !!

Anonymous said...

This guys face looks like its made out of plastic or some shit......

Anonymous said...

OMG my password IS "password," how did they know????

Brian Bosworth said...

Fuck I want to kill that guy!

Gil Brooks said...

HA! They actually used this video (the full version) for training at one of my old jobs! Amazing.

Lee W said...

Blink, man! Blink!!! Can hackers not blink?!

Anonymous said...

oh..he can put his hands all over my data!

Chris said...

The Movie Hackers is actually pretty good. I have watched it a couple times. Id'e fuck Acid Burn anyday :)

Mangraa said...

Where the hell is this from? Some company tape they show to idiots in the mid 1990s?

John Zak said...

"Have a good day. DON'T do THIS."

Oh boy. But yeah I agree with others, Hackers is awesome and I now have a need to watch it again. Verification: Snorize. (I typed in snorlax instead)

jn said...

how much forehead do you need goddamn

Chris said...

Oh crap, not that stupid mid-90's Leo DiCaprio haircut again! I hated it back then, and I hate it now. I'd have a mullet before that abomination!

Anonymous said...

I would seriously love to watch this entire, unedited video because it looks so awesome. Reminds me of the techniques taught in "Secrets Of A Super Hacker" that I bought from B&N when I was like 12. My mom made me PROMISE I wouldn't try anything in the book, that I'd only read it. Damn, my mom is awesome.

If anyone can link to the full video I'd be super pumped to watch it!

Garry said...

Where does this come from? I want to see AL OF IT!

Anonymous said...

My password is

pAssword1234

You can tell I'm a pro because I use upper case AND lower case letters AND numbers in my password.

If you're looking for a n00b to hack, keep looking because I'm too hot to handle.