Tuesday, April 20, 2010

HORROR IN THE POOL

Summertime is just around the corner folks!

13 comments :

JRH said...

She was just scared of drowning.

Fat 'n Boring said...

Little girl: "Daddy, I wanna' get out."
Dad: "No,honey. Sit down and splash in the water. Look, mommy's doing it! See?"
Little girl: "Daddy, this isn't fun. I want to get out."
Dad: "Haha. Honey, sweetie. Sit down for daddy and act like you're having fun, okay? Just look at the camera and smile."
Little girl: "I hate this! This is STUPID! This isn't a real pool, this is just two cheap wading pools side-by-side! And mommy peed in the water!"
Dad: "Sit down! Sit DOWN! You little *shit*! Smile at the camera and splash your god-damn little sister! Like this!" *dad splashes little kid no.2*
Little kid no.2: "WAAAAAAAAH!"
Dad: "See? LOOK WHAT YOU DID! You made your little sister cry! Happy? Huh?! You happy now that your RUINED FAMILY TIME?!"

Nate said...

Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave the waterpark. Your faughter is crying uncontrollably.

Nate said...

daughter. not faughter. I should really use that "preview" button.

Cameron J. said...

waterboarding X hendrix = americaaaa

Ordwack said...

God damn, that was the best two minutes of my life!

Samalamadingdong said...

Don't stay at home fighting, go to the water-park and enjoy the pee!

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/251891/

Anonymous said...

Like all great movies, this one ends with a shrieking child.

filmscience said...

Wait a second - those people weren't playing with children. They were *marinading* them with some kind of clear broth! A brine solution, I suspect. That child was sobbing and trying to escape because she knew something we did not. The horror.

Digeridude said...

There is no FUN, there is only POOOOOL.

Denny DelVecchio said...

I'll just set the peyote brownie down now.

I won't be needing it anymore.

Destination A Go-Go said...

I miss the large yellow "Dead Grass" circles those over-sized kiddie pools used to leave in the backyard.

Anonymous said...

This video taught me that white people enjoy water parks and hispanic people can't afford passes to said water park. You've come far America, but not far enough.