Wednesday, March 31, 2010

STEPHEN BALDWIN IS... SUB DOWN!

If you're like me, you'd think watching Steve run out of oxygen would be time well spent...

And you'd be wrong.

16 comments :

Anonymous said...

Steve can wash my back any time.

Anonymous said...

If you wanna truly watch a shitty movie with Stephen Baldwin watch:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0758740/

Dark Storm, and for the anonymous here before me you can then also see how fat, old and ugly Stephen Baldwin has become.

Quite possibly one of the dumbest movies I ever seen.

Anonymous said...

na huh-huh-huh

Heather said...

The douchebag hair negates any intelligence that the nerd glasses might convey.

Gizzmonic said...

Man, you gotta love that butt-cut.

Fat 'n Boring said...

What better way to define sexual tension than a submarine/phallus surging through the smooth ocean waters/va jay-jay? This should be re-categorized under "EIT After Dark".

Nate said...

2/6 comments are about his hair! I was gonna say that "hair" should be added as a tag! What is he, a skater from 1995? Yeesh!

JRH said...

Get a haircut, hippie!

mcsandwich said...

More like Sub Down Syndrome.

Destination A Go-Go said...

Smooth vs. Ridged?
I'm sticking with ridged it holds more dip.

p.s. whats going on with Gabby's accent?

Anonymous said...

I hear he's very xtain now...

Anonymous said...

He forgot to Cut Away.

Victor Serge said...

Nice to see at the end that, since there's only one woman, the rest of the crew are satisfied with each other.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha what sort of fool goes on a submarine at Tom Conti's urging? he's the extremely poor man's Jim Broadbent!

Anonymous said...

What is long and hard and full of seamen? A Stephen Baldwin submarine film!
ho ho ho

Marty said...

Was this before Stephen found Jesus out in the Celebrity Jungle or do I have the wrong Baldwin?

(and "consub" is my verification word for my comment...coincidence? I think not...)