Tuesday, March 02, 2010

2.5 MINUTE LITTLE BIGFOOT!

Oh great. Running an evil logging operation is hard enough without some E.T. ripoff guilt tripping everybody with his giant lifeless eyes.

CURSE YOU LITTLE BIGFOOT!

23 comments :

Anonymous said...

"I HATE YOU...i'll miss you"

I never thought in a million years that young boys could go through menopause, but there's your proof.

John said...

This is why you don't let Nick Nolte and Rip Torn get drunk and mate in the woods.

Digeridude said...

Honestly, the kid's acting is pretty good.

Desuko. said...

You edited a Promo Copy? Have you no shame? The Academy sent you that for your consideration! I hope you at least had the courtesy to send in a vote for Best Performance by a Hairy Turd.

trahwsu said...

No wonder Bigfoot is scarce. They can only do 1.3 MPH with somebody screaming and whipping pinecones at them.

filmscience said...

The ending seemed pretty realistic to me. It's exactly like how all my relationships end.

Except the "I'll miss you" part.

And instead of pinecones it's pepper spray.

brndn said...

Did anyone else weep at the tree scene? Powerful stuff.

Anonymous said...

This tripe pales in comparison to that other, genius movie about a boy and his cute puppet friend. Of course, I'm referring to Mac and Me.

Victor Serge said...

That's a whole lot of affection for a styrofoam tree stump.

mcsandwich said...

Yes, I love it! The scene in every "kid meets special animal" movie, where the animal has to go away for some nonspecific reason, and the only way they can get them to leave is by screaming "I HATE YOU!" and throwing stuff at the abomination.

Bluestockings31 said...

I do believe they stole the "I HATE YOU!" scene directly from Air Bud.

Destination A Go-Go said...

I will say this..

At least there wasn't an "impromptu" dance sequence in a McDonald's.

Anonymous said...

Trumpy, you can do magic!

JRH said...

A real baby sasquatch would have have ripped that boy's face off. They are killing machines.

Seth said...

So erm. Is it a happy ending or does he just tell him to walk into forest more? Some how rendering him immune to the people chasing him?

Christopher said...

You know, if "Bilbo" can't understand "They're coming to kill you!" he probably can't understand "I HATE YOU!" any better. You could really just yell incoherently and scare him away, you don't need to traumatise yourself.

Maybe the little kid is just such a method actor that he always has to have a sensible motivation, even if his only audience is an unshaven Hobbit.

Heather said...

I made it to the part where Little Bigfoot started petting the tree, and then my head exploded.

Anonymous said...

Bilbo Baggins!!!!!

Natalie said...

the sleepless in seattle kid and the california dreams girl. great casting.

Fat 'n Boring said...

Say what you will about Little Bigfoot, but I'm just glad to see Rhea Perlman getting work.

Kit O'Connell said...

My first thought during the deer-petting scene was that either Bilbo or the midget inside his suit was doing the pee pee dance.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Little Bigfoot's got a meth problem. He can't stop moving his jaw.

Anonymous said...

Thank you E.T.