Wednesday, March 17, 2010

THE LOTTERY GURU!

Look who's back!



For those who don't know, this dude will teach you all sorts of things about how not to make money.

28 comments :

Greg said...

I thought this was gonna be that movie where the village picks and stones a girl. I was surprised and informed! I even bought a lottery ticket.

it's that fucking easy

tudikas wayne said...
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tudikas wayne said...

"balls have a tendency to come up time after time after time."

Daniel said...

I died laughing at his pointless shooting.

Anonymous said...

i'm so happy he's back! shooting up his tix at the end is such a waste of a fridge door.

Destination A Go-Go said...

I wonder what odds are Francis is still alive?


p.s. Greg
At least it'll be a good harvest.
:)

Anonymous said...

This video is as transparant as they come. Says his wife is awesome, yeah for still supporting his broke addicted ass. He shoots guns to get rid of frusteration, yeah thats a great idea, he prolly fantasized about starting his own mall shooting. And he made this tape to get some sort of money out of his addiction. His taxes comment cracked me up, what a dumbass.

This video is a great instruction video on how to be a failure in life.

Btw my word verification actually says "deniesm" right now.

Anonymous said...

hey you, anonymous poster above this comment. His failure at life is actually a success. He will live on forever on the internet thanks to this site. His likely gambling addiction and pseudoscience provide excellent entertainment for us all. The way I see it, if you create something that people enjoy, even if it is terrible, than you have not failed.

airport.whiskey said...

Time's an illusion as the moments race by
Too fast to really grasp though we may try
Deny, till we die, ooh my my
These thoughts that mislead and then multiply
Well second by second and minute by minute
It's like lotto you gotta be in it to win it

Fat 'n Boring said...

I can't believe this. A gun fanatic who pays his taxes.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE THIS MAN, GOD BLESS HIS MOUSTACHE AND SWEATY BALD HEAD!

Meechree said...

Is this the same guy who did the Slot Machine video?

scamps said...

In my old town of East Bridgewater, MA, there was a little shop that was known for selling two jackpot-winning lottery tickets to the same woman. As far as I know, it all turned out legit.

I'm now starting to wonder...is Mr. Unbuttoned-Collar-Gaudy-Jewelry Man the secret to her success?

Anonymous said...

the easiest way to win the lottery is to find the starship Heart of Gold

Heather said...

Dude needs to spend some of his winnings on an XL red shirt.

Also I was wondering the same thing about Francis, DAGG!

mcsandwich said...

I love this guy. I know he also did the slots video, but was it him narrating Bingo Hell as well??

Defenestrator III: On Broken Glass said...

Yep, he did the bingo video too, so this is his third appearance on EIT. We just can't enough of this li'l guy.

fireflyed said...

This is just all kinds of awesome.

filmscience said...

I give mad props to Gambles The Clown for finding his niche: videos on how to beat games that have no skill component. Genius. He deserves every dime he makes from these.

Anonymous said...

So, is taping lottery tickets to a refrigerator really an effective way to deter thieves? Always thought adhesive removal was the most basic of robbery techniques.

Anonymous said...

Video Mix-tape archive:
http://tostr.com/mixtapes.html

thanks~

Ravenhallow said...

Sweet crackers, more of this guy! He and his terrible mustache are a terrible treat. Please tell me he has more videos on how to win completely random games of chance with no useful advice at all!

He is the heart and soul of awful, and I love it. :)

Ancient Weaver said...

There's something to be said about a guy who remains unfazed after calculating the odds of winning being 1 in 13.9 million. I don't know what that something is, but it sure is something.

Anonymous said...

Now if he makes an appearance on Letterman, I'd be really impressed.

The Morgan Family Medical Relief Foundation said...

This guy never ceases to entertain. I can't stop staring at his mouth.

Anonymous said...

This guy looks like he could be David Cross' dad.

Fuck You! said...

This asshole. If he won the lottery so much using mathematical equations, a shaking dice thingamabob, walking into a 7-11, walking out of a 7-11, diving by zero, hanging out at the IRS office, jerking off a chimpanzee, calling his wife Perfect, and wearing stupid gold pimp chains, then how come he can't use his winnings to fix his balding head!

Anonymous said...

"balls have a tendency to come up time after time after time"
Bwahahahahahaha! Sounds like what a lifeguard in an old fart community says. Balls, balls, & more balls.