Wednesday, March 24, 2010

DRESS FOR YOUR SHAPE


14 comments :

Heather said...

Mom jeans are flattering for everyone but you, Spoon! Knowing is half the battle.

Nate said...

I've found the source of woman's negative body image. THIS VIDEO! Thank you EIT for making the world a better place.

my captcha is asepu

ass-poo?

Fat 'n Boring said...

The reason why "the cone" had such big "football player shoulders" was because of those hulking, Dorothy Zbornak like shoulder pads. Duh.

The Sundance Kid said...

I can't believe I just saw Katherine Heigl in 90's power business attire.

Anonymous said...

Seriously Fat 'n Boring, i agree! And the "ruler" lady is wearing a baggy ass dress! so of course she's going to look like a straight ruler! They think we're stupid!

Heather said...

I dunno, I found this video to be very helpful. I'm wearing some shoulder pads right now.

JRH said...

My shape is whale.

Anonymous said...

I wanted to see the "cone" in some unflattering clothes that would make her look less freakish.

Anonymous said...

My shape is non-euclidean

Sadako said...

Is it just me or do ALL of these women have the same shape, but just different outfits? They all seem more or less slender, but "Cone" is wearing huge ass shoulder pads, and ruler is wearing big ass frumpy dress. Blech.

Anonymous said...

Nothing looks more professional than mom jeans that over accentuate your massive fanny pack sized ponch

Marty said...

My shape is a parallelogram.

Anonymous said...

I thought I was finally going to find out how to best accentuate my rhombus-shaped body. I guess the search continues.

Anonymous said...

I believe I asked you to PASS ME THE PIE!