Wednesday, March 31, 2010

DIALUP FOR DUMMIES



CHALLENGE! Surfing jokes, like face paint on a juggalo, are an essential part of the internet instructional tape experience. We want to compile the ultimate archive of these mid-90's knee slappers, so send us your internet instructional tapes at: P.O. Box 47924, Chicago, IL 60647

Future generations will thank you.

24 comments :

filmscience said...

Even if you really were so stupid as to need a video on basic internet use, I think you'd still find these offensively moronic.

Anonymous said...

What's the internet again?

Desuko. said...

Wait'll they get a load of Facebook.

katy said...

I wanted to punch all these people in the face.

Joe Avella said...

Good god! Amazing. I use to use a board to surf. Thanks pops.

Russ said...

Does that old dude have alz or does he think he's speaking to the enfeebled? Twenty miles in the snow for the internet? Bullshit!

Still, who hasn't made the mistake of trying to smash their mail through the monitor, so, good one.

JRH said...

Never hire your town's theater troupe for anything.

Fat 'n Boring said...

Old man: "I used to walk 20 miles in the snow for my girlie magazines, but now I can look at all the funbags I want to on the in-ter-net."

@JRH: Ha!

Heather said...

Videos such as these do nothing to encourage my faith in the intelligence of humankind. A mentally challenged chimp could have used the IN-TER-NET faster than these people.

Dethleffs said...

wow, i like cindys statement that this is a guide for "real people". harharhar...

Nae said...

Did that man just use Hyperlink as a verb?

mcsandwich said...

Heck yes, I'm all for more internet instructional videos, although I don't think it gets any better than "Moms on the Net."

salmonfish said...

An juggalo? Have I been pronouncing juggalo wrong? This could be embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

The satellite pic is of Florida...ah, so this was filmed in Florida, and suddenly it all makes sense

Destination A Go-Go said...

So I'm guessing this weeks theme is bad puns?

"Welcome to the Address Bar"????
...Thanks Ryan Stiles
:P

Anonymous said...

BOBBY IS LEAKING.

Heather said...

Congrats on the urlesque mention, guys.

Anonymous said...

Can I buy tickets at the online using this internet?

Bluestockings31 said...

I was going to write this comment on a piece of paper and smash against the screen, but then I saw this video and realized my hilarious misunderstanding.

Thanks, EIT!

Lady Epsilon said...

Mr. Newbie would kick all their asses.

Anonymous said...

Greg is cute.

Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH BOBBY'S HEAD?! GAHHH!

JohnH said...

Gamestop stores tend to have this video feed (or just a tape?) playing throughout store hours of hopeless pseudo-hip young men (and *gosh* women) spooling out the corporate line about whatever video games are coming out. Most segments of that thing would be great on EIT.

Anonymous said...

"The Real Peoples' Guide"?
...those aren't real people.