Friday, March 26, 2010

COP COOL



A special EIT! thanks goes out to the VHS archivists at Vulcan Video in Austin, Texas for shelving this beauty in their instructional VHS section. The next time you are in Austin stop by Vulcan Video and support your old timey local video shoppe!

24 comments :

Anonymous said...

\m/

Heather said...

This gives me a lot of ideas on how to more effectively discipline my children.

John said...

Drop the knife!

Fat 'n Boring said...

There's nothing more dangerous, nothing more of a menace to society, than a man listening to a radio.

Anonymous said...

HUH! bad boys, whatcha want? whatcha gonna do?

Anonymous said...

I'd like to see him take out the desk clerk at a dunkin' doughnuts for giving him glazed instead of sprinkles.

Daniel said...

I was going to be a repeat offender, but after he rubbed my ass for a half hour I decided I should get my life back together.

Anonymous said...

You can actually be this cool. Practice Aikido. That cop is an Aikidoka.

Anonymous said...

That almost rivals Teen Steam for sexiness!

Anonymous said...

I always thought sexual molestation occurred after you went to jail, not before it.

mstrcnt said...

one pat down, he's doin his job. Here, he was just on vacation....really low production value on this porno

Anonymous said...

He's still around..here's his homepage.
http://www.samuraicop.com/

filmscience said...

Does throwing a person on the ground and grabbing their ass qualify as "tough love"? My attorney would like to know.

Ancient Weaver said...

Apparently acid wash jeans and violent crime go together.

JRH said...

Don't grab a cop by the wrists. Sweep the leg.

Kit O'Connell said...

Austin is doubly lucky, as it has both Vulcan Video and I <3 Video, both of which are full of EIT-worthy weirdness and glory.

Jimi said...

Just found your blog today. This is amazing. Must have watched this one video ten times already. Thank you.

Roleg said...

Also stop by Switched On! - a really unique little synth shop that also strives to support supposedly obsolete lifestyles

Jeffro said...

so THAT'S what he was poking at.

Brady said...

Directed by George Lucas... he'll put in the space battles over the blue screen later.

Anonymous said...

Awesome comb over!

Andrew said...

It makes the cop's job a lot easier if you just willing throw yourself onto the ground.

Russ said...

That cop will twist your arm like a motherfucker. A knife at his throat is no problem. He'll turn that around to a Indian rugburn instantly. He's also adept at the Purple Nurple, although I don't think it was clearly demonstrated.

jn said...

Aww, he likes rough foreplay