Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 25, 2010
JAY LENO IS A RACIST SEXIST?!
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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80's
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celebrities
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Commodore Gilgamesh
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Jay Leno
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racism
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sexism
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
LLAMAS ARE SUPER EXCITING, HONEST!
Big Terrible thanks to Emily Haasch for the source material!
Labels:
90's
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animals
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farming
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Future Schlock
,
llamas
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
3 MINUTE HUGGA BUNCH
Wanna save your Grandma?
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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80's
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Airwave Ranger
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child abuse
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children
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creep
,
doll
,
hugs
,
love
,
monsters
Monday, February 22, 2010
A RECYCLED SONG ABOUT RECYCLING
Let's keep this planet neon pink and green!
Labels:
90's
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animation
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celebrities
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Defenestrator III
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green
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music
,
recycling
Friday, February 19, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
TEXAS TEASIN'
Apparently I was supposed to post today. Sorry folks.
But let me tell you, the gang is none too pleased with me right now. As we speak, they're hovering over the water cooler, looking in my direction and whispering to each other. I don't know what they're saying, but they're pissed. I gotta be frank here- I need this job, so can you guys do me a solid and just get your tickets for EIT's very own Bold & Fresh live shows THIS SUNDAY AND MONDAY AT THE ALAMO DOWNTOWN? Do it for me. Do it for Texas.
Labels:
EIT Live
,
Ghoul Skool
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
GET TO WORK, BABIES!
Not only do children offer a second chance on your unfulfilled dreams, they also make great indentured servants.
Labels:
90's
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babies
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Defenestrator III
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money
,
work
INSTANT KARMAGEDDON!
All we are saying is four easy payments of $29.95.
Labels:
00's
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Defenestrator III
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irony
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jewelry
,
John Lennon
HOT STUDS FROM THE FROZEN NORTH!
Have you exhausted all romantic possibilities within the continental United States? Order a sexy mustachioed loner from Alaska!
Monday, February 15, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
SECRETS OF THE SNOW MASONS REVEALED!
Do you live under a constant sheet of two foot thick snow? Let the snow guru help you understand just what to do with it all.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
3-MINUTE UNBORN 2!
This is why I'm never having kids.
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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90's
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babies
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Future Schlock
,
murder
Tuesday, February 09, 2010
4-MINUTE JUPITER MENACE!
I like to think of The Tubes video, which is inexplicably tacked on the end of this tape, as the afterlife.
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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Apocalypse
,
Commodore Gilgamesh
Monday, February 08, 2010
THE BALLAD OF BEER
Has the sizzle gone out of your relationship with beer? Worry no more, because we're here to reignite that spark.
Now don't you want to start drinking again?
Now don't you want to start drinking again?
RETURN OF THE POKEMON PREACHER!
Honesty, I'm not sure if this is funny or not, but it was really creeping me out so I just had to share it with the world. I'm sorry.
Labels:
90's
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Christian
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creep
,
Defenestrator III
,
Pokemon
Saturday, February 06, 2010
MEDICAL MADNESS
People of the Internet!
EIT has signed a historical pact with HORROR REMIX and we will be appearing at the Studio Movie Grill in Dallas, TX this March 18th! Holy shit!
But first, come play doctor as Horror Remix presents... Health Care!
Wednesday, February 10th, 10pm
Dallas, TX
Austin, TX
Houston, TX
San Antonio, TX
Winchester, VA
EIT has signed a historical pact with HORROR REMIX and we will be appearing at the Studio Movie Grill in Dallas, TX this March 18th! Holy shit!
But first, come play doctor as Horror Remix presents... Health Care!
Wednesday, February 10th, 10pm
Dallas, TX
Austin, TX
Houston, TX
San Antonio, TX
Winchester, VA
Labels:
banned
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Future Schlock
Friday, February 05, 2010
HOT CLIPS FOR THE WEEKEND!
Here's a cool rap and a hot jam by a new band to take you into the weekend with style.
Labels:
90's
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Airwave Ranger
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music
,
rappin'
Thursday, February 04, 2010
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO KEEP THE BAD ANGELS AWAY
A SONG FOR THE HOLY CLUBHOUSE!!!
EIT DOUBLE FEATURE SPECIAL CATHOLIC KIDZ VIDZ!!!
SPEAKIN' TONGUES BOUNUS VID!!!
EIT DOUBLE FEATURE SPECIAL CATHOLIC KIDZ VIDZ!!!
SPEAKIN' TONGUES BOUNUS VID!!!
Labels:
angels
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god
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Jesus Christ
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kids
,
Yonder Vittles
Wednesday, February 03, 2010
LET'S GET GRIFTED
The whole tape is like this. Just a bunch of assholes lying about some product (?) called IDN. It's some sort of nutritional supplement company from the 90's, and I believe they have since been chased by the government for fraud or something. Love that cowboy, though.
Labels:
90's
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Ghoul Skool
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infomercial
,
money
,
scam
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
Monday, February 01, 2010
PUPPY PARTY!!!
It has come to my attention that some of our beloved viewers were deeply traumatized by my video last week. I understand how the sight of vaginas that are not attached to porn stars can be troubling, so to all the gay men born by Cesarian section out there, I am sorry.
As a token of my apologies, I offer you this adorable video of puppies in people clothes.
Let the healing begin.
As a token of my apologies, I offer you this adorable video of puppies in people clothes.
Let the healing begin.
Labels:
cute
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dog sweaters
,
dogs
,
Future Schlock
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