Friday, February 26, 2010

SUBCONSCIOUS MIND OF KATHIE LEE

30 comments :

filmscience said...

Apparently the "Rockin' Tots Cafe" is attached to the Black Lodge.

Anonymous said...

Now that I'm appropriately terrified, I can start my day.

Anonymous said...

They are an equal opportunity choir, to be sure, but every child running around tapping their mouths while hooting is plain sterotyping. None of those kids even LOOKED aboriginal!

Bobby Jean said...

Oh my christ! Nothing has ever made me wetter!

Heather said...

One little two little three little Indians/Portuguese/New Zealander/American Samoans, four little five little six little Indians/Chechnyans/Liberians/Indochineans, seven little eight little nine little Sibereans/Koreans/Rastafarians/Pomeranians, ten little Nigerian/Chinese/Swedish/Puerto Rican boys and girls and transgendered people. Way to not be all-inclusive, Kathies Lee.

Chris said...

Surreal. The mirror/split screen effect is stupid and pointless.

Jesse said...

I'm just glad that Kathie Lee updated this "old fashioned" ditty to include little girls.te

KATHIE4PREZ said...

WTF?! I OFFICIALLY WANT TO LIVE IN KATHIE LEE'S SUBCONSCIOUS!!!

Anonymous said...

I think Kathie Lee is to blame for hipsters wearing headdresses.

Anonymous said...

No way that song was only 2 minutes long...it felt more like a fortnight. So, when do those kids get back to making crappy shoes for Kathie?

With all due respect to vittles, the mirror effect did seam (see what I did there?) a bit pointless.

Deth said...

LFMAO friggin brilliant!

Ancient Weaver said...

Kathy Lee:
You want us to sing One Little, Two Little, Three Little Indians? What? Are you serious? I AM OUTRAGED!

Producer:
Please, calm down, Mrs. Gifford.

Kathy Lee:
NO WAY will I calm down! I'm NOT going to sing a song with these kind of offensive lyrics!

Producer:
Okay, okay. I guess when you think about it, it is kind of a racist throwback to a time when it was ok to belittle Native Americans.

Kathy Lee:
Racist? What the hell are you talking about? I don't give a fuck about any Indians. As a privileged white woman, I am offended by the song's obvious gender discrimination.

Producer:
Oh, thank god. Well, in that case, I think we can fix things to your liking.

Aabra said...

"Mirror/split screen effect is stupid and pointless"?? It's going to give me nightmares!

Derek said...

The irony in this racially represented, gender-neutral video is absolutely fantastic.

Anonymous said...

That machine swallows souls.

cakesitqueen said...

Awe. Some. Loved it!

Anonymous said...

Requesting a 'genocide' tag, as that what this song is basically about ("indians" dropping like flies after smallpox breakouts)

JRH said...

That is what you see when you have one drooping eyelid.

Anonymous said...

That one guy said "One little Indian boy and girl."

Anonymous said...

We need a racism tag :)

Victor Serge said...

Maybe Kathie Lee's trying to show the traumatic, long-term, structural effects of racism: belittle the First Nations and they'll turn all your children into The Brood.

Anonymous said...

Bravo ancient weaver

Anonymous said...

If you get low on content, a mash up between this and singing babies would work.

Bunnyman said...

Everything this bitch touches turns to shit.

Timothy said...

This is, what, the 40th time this song has been found? It's an unstoppable meme.

Bonnie Nicol said...

I much prefer the singing babies version.

Anonymous said...

Brilliant. one of the few laughs ive had this month.

scamps said...

Why is it that whenever the mysterious male voice pops up, all I can think of is Kathie Lee secretly recording Frank singing this in a drunken stupor?


Because that would be FUCKING AWESOME.

Anonymous said...

So Elvis is alive, and working...with Kathie Lee???

MegadethPeaceSells said...

So wonderful Regis stayed out of this sing-a-long about genocide, Kathie Lee was enjoying that ride way too much!