Not only do children offer a second chance on your unfulfilled dreams, they also make great indentured servants.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
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I already have two toddlers cleaning my chimney as I type. I need to find another one to bake me a cake.
Not workin'. =(
Can't believe you cut away just as that toddler was about to burst into flames.
I plan on having children for this sole purpose.
I only want a kid who plays that music and makes money sounds.
I and my team of 16 toddlers will win this year's Iditarod.
This music just makes me want to put my kids to work. They won't know the difference once they hear that tune.
I love it when you edit the videos with consistent audio!! Keep it up!
..I feel like this at work everyday.
:P
p.s.
2nd case of not payin' the licensing fees..
"....... sweet Pink Floyd "cover"
Some of those are okay, like clearing plates, but the oven had me screaming "NO" at the screen.
Thanks Everything is Terrible!
Well, sure, that last kid's about to burn the fuck out of her hands, but that's how they learn.
If my babies didn't work how would I pay for all my John Lennon jewelry?
Lovin' the ring of the cash-register in the soundtrack.....
Great. Now I have to figure out what's cheaper - a helper monkey or having a kid.
At least give the little butlers and scullery maids uniforms so we know them from the rest of the house staff. And they really should be taught to face the wall when we walk by, it's a respect thing, you know...
Silencio - I almost spit my coffee out reading your post!
They're so slow! The problem is too much decision-making. Children are only productive if you give them one simple task to do over and over again. And chain them to the sink so they can't leave.
They cut the video before I could learn how to make a Child Pot Pie.
I don't have anything clever to offer except to say:
A baby on the sloped car hood of a dripping wet car?
Really?
And the oven scenario is beyond words.
That must be Gretel. Apparently Hans wasn't enough.
I didn't even get near the oven until I was like, 12.
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