Friday, February 19, 2010

LEARN TO FLY WITH THIS GUY!

I hope this helps you all as much as it did me.

22 comments :

Greg said...

It's nice that the bears get their own jet. With Ditka flyin there's no way one of them terrists gonna take us down. RIGHT WHIRLY!

Greg said...

holy shit is that BO GRITZ flyin that plane? http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/images/Bo%20Gritz.gif

Earl Otterby said...

He has the eyes of a rapist

John said...

Well Whirly, I was given a section 8 and then hired at low cost by the airline company. Let's go grab a few drinks before take off!

Anonymous said...

Ah, the lighter side of schizophrenia.

filmscience said...

I don't care for Whirly's stance.

Ben.H said...

Why does that pilot keep talking to someone called Whirly when there's nobody there?

jon said...

...the uncle I never had.

Anonymous said...

I think this is the real reason that guy crashed his plane in to the tax building.

Luke said...

I like how he compliments whirly on a great job of crashing.

JRH said...

Whirly's first-class performance in "Helicopters A-Go-Go" was not even approached in "Fly the Big Jets."

Marty said...

Not sure I want a guy who has a baby doll he sleeps with flying MY plane! "All dolls must be stored under your seat or in the overhead compartments!"

Brad said...

I get why this is "terrible," but the guy seems like a nice enough guy. I'd do him.

Anonymous said...

Oh god, I am never flying again.

Anonymous said...

Was Whirley sucking the blood out of Ditka's neck while he slept?

Anonymous said...

should have the mustache tag..

Stephanie said...

I like that Whirly tells us that detail about his real name being Skyler*. If he tried to make like Whirly was his real name, it would kill the realistic tone.

*I assume this is the intended spelling on the grounds that it's so punny.

David said...

I love how it ends with him being ON FIRE! Go Whirley for setting him on fire with your rocket!

Anonymous said...

The mustache tag is the most glorious thing in the world!

Anonymous said...

too boring on its own. it needs a lot more tweaking. without the tweaking it just seems like some boring educational video.

scamps said...

I'm sure that nervous flyers will interpret the answer to the "safest seat" question as "And if you sit anywhere else, yer fucked!"

Anonymous said...

may try smeeeeshing meeh