Monday, February 15, 2010

MARRIAGE IS A PADDED CELL: A BRIDAL GIUDE!

31 comments :

Jantsen said...
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Jantsen said...

Oh wow! Really makes you not want to get married! Thank god I'm gay and the powers that be don't believe that I can get married. I don't want to be stuck in a padded cell!

Anonymous said...

"Maybe they'll think I drowned-ded"


...I have to ask...who is that incredibly distraught woman? Where did that clip come from? I'm guessing it had something to do with xtianity...they sure love their misery, afterall.

James said...

@ Jantsen

I wouldn't be so sure. Where I live, we believe that straights and gays should be confined to padded cells.

Anonymous said...

um, what the hell is going on here?

and isn't that the lady from TBN?

Sarah Dorothy said...

too weird you guys.

Anonymous said...

"That chilling evil that comes on you"-

Nate said...

OMG that is intense! Now I'll never look at a meat and cheese tray the same way.

Justin said...

Wrap it around two fingers, push the end through with your thumb, catching the end, pull it through into a knot.

Demonic ritual!

Michael said...

That, Anonymous, is Jan Couch, co-founder of the Trinity Broadcasting Network. She out-does Tammy Faye in all aspects of hair and make-up. And audacity.

Jan Couch said...

Oh to be a young beautiful bride like that again...*sigh* I am Jan Couch...and I am Jesus's bride now.

CineGraphic said...

One of your best....I hate that cuntess with the big hair. She's been on those stupid religious shows for years. Put her in a god-damned padded cell so we never have to see her again!

Anonymous said...

The Qualatex Balloon Network really went downhill!

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you let your woman out of the kitchen.

mindelixir said...

I saw this at Hungry Brain, and the whole place loved this one. A true classic already.

Nichole said...

This video is actually on the Trinity Broadcasting Website called No More Tears. I don't know why.... But I sat through the entire thing. All 50 minutes of it. She's ridiculous.

cakesitqueen said...

hilarious! Jan Couch deserves an oscar for her bewildering performance by the sea... "evil comes on you"...hee hee!

rainbow-duck said...

well that was mildly disturbing...

Amanda Zoe said...

Miss Havisham has a video guide?

/English Literature joke

John said...

Is it wrong that this makes me WANT to get married? 8)

DEMONIC RITUALS

Kathleen said...

Best of 2010 so far!

Aabra said...

"Tuck the imperfect meat under" "They'll never know". This edit is pure poetry.

Tenn. said...

OH THANK YOU for that one EIT, I needed me some of Jan Crouch's crazy remixed !
laff myself silly , love you guys!

Anonymous said...

I can't seem to get it to work on either computer. Is anyone else having this problem? Is there a non-vimeo mirror for it?

katy said...

It's the pink haired Jesus Channel lady!!

Awesome mix EIT.

My favorite part, was the reminder that we should check that we're not putting poisonous flowers on our cake. Lol! Really?

Anonymous said...

No More Tears link here: http://media.tbn.org/wmedia/tbn/gallery/No_More_Tears.wvx

Plays through Windows Media Player

Anonymous said...

This is my favorite EIT video to date!

PresBird said...

"He said the baked beans just don't taste right."

Absolutely awesome.

shodan said...

oh wow
nightmare fuel

Fat 'n Boring said...

I don't mind the chilling evil that comes on me, just as long as it doesn't get in my hair.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a usual marriage to me, lady.