"Stephen Baldwin stars as U.S. Customs agent Cooper in this thrill-a-minute ride in the tradition of Point Break, Terminal Velocity, and Drop Zone."
I was going to make this a 3-minute version of "Cutaway", but after I "cutaway" all the skydiving montages, there was only 2 and a half minutes left...
Thursday, June 25, 2009
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OMG!!!!cant stop laughing!!!!it's too much!!!!!
I...I don't get the metaphor. It's beyond me.
I can say that Stephen Baldwin totally looks like he's actually skydiving in real life, and it makes complete sense that Rugged Earring Guy's dead body is totally fine and intact after he FELL FROM THE FUCKING SKY.
One other point - I've noticed that, even as he got older and fatter, Alec still looks and acts with an intensity that makes you think he can kill you with his mind. All Stephen could do is almost beat you at four square.
Don´t you ever try to cutaway from us guys!!! I love you so much!
It makes sense that after Jake Taylor couldn't catch for the Cleveland Indians anymore, he would take up skydiving, and eventually CUTAWAY. What else is there to live for?
He Didn't Cutaway.
Apparently, "cutting away" gives your body the ability to survive an impact from 50,000ft.
I always thought Tom Berrenger's face looked like it was made of clay, huh.
I wish I knew how to "cutaway" you.
-- Jack "Attack" Twist
Play Turbo off, Keyboard Cat!
I wished you'd warned me that I would be seeing Steven Baldwin from that angle. I was eating.
Best/Nuttiest Landing on "on the side of the Waste Management Vehicle"......
..........This would have been so much better with Steve Guttenberg......
....Imagine the possibilities
LOVE.
yeah, why did'nt his head pop like a grape after falling out of the sky?
We can all learn from this. He cutaway when he should have cutaway. God bless you, man who died at the end.
oh man i found this movie in a dollar bin a few years ago. i've watched it atleast 200 times. whats a wafo?
i bet tom berenger never though he'd go from acting opposite Richard Harris to opposite Stephen Baldwin...
just goes to show, you can achieve anything you dream.
I have to say the comments for this one are nearly as good as the film itself.
"Cutting away".
Cutting out all the bullshit.
But leaving the puka shells and dreads and dressing like high schooler's: essential?
Also: saving yourself through pies-to-the-face is something I might get behind.
We all know Stephen Baldwin is basically a shaved ape, but even if he was brilliant, that constantly slack jaw would make him look like a moron.
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