SEXY HOUSE KEEPING

THE HORROR WORKOUT

SANTA CLAUS DOWN!

ANTHEM OF SANTA'S SLAVES

NYE MEMORY HOLE DANCE PARTY!

We made a special hour-long Memory Hole dance mix for our NYE bash at Brooklyn Bazaar! This show is gonna be nuts! GET TIX HERE! 

Plus all new EIT! vids and costumes! Photo booth! Free schwaaggg! More things!

memory hole - ssssssaaaaaannnnnttttttaaaaaa

Video by Commodore Gilgamesh and music by Danny T Mallory

HOLIDAY SPECIAL!

Get our sacred Holiday Special DVD for just $6.66! This week only! BUY HERE!

FRASIER CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN!

ALPHA KIDNAPS CHILDREN

HOLIDAY SPECIAL DVD SALE!

Holiday Special DVDs are just $6.66 through Friday! BUY HERE!

HOW TO MAKE YOUR KIDS HATE CHRISTMAS (AND YOU!)

POWER RANGERS HOME FOR X-MAS!

memory hole - christmas is coming for you

video by Commodore Gilgamesh - music by SICH MANG

CHRISTMAS IS TERRIBLE FOR WOMEN!

EIT LIVE IN NYC 2019 at BROOKLYN BAZAAR

Celebrate New Year’s Eve with your real family at Brooklyn Bazaar for the Y2K party of your wildest imaginations! New show! Prizes!Booze! Photo booth! + more surprises!

CLICK HERE TO BUY TIX NOW.

A CHRISTMAS CLOBBERIN'!

EIT 11TH BIRTHDAY SALE!

to celebrate our 11th birthday, we're having a 33% off everything sale! Go to http://shop.everythingisterrible.com and use promo code EITis11 at checkout!
love, DAD

PIG KISSING

THE STORY OF CHANUKAH!

memory hole - wash the pain away

BASEBALL DONUT CRAVES BLOOD!

WHO KILLED SANTA?

COLLEGE SUCKS!

EIT! NYE! BASH!

Still a some tickets left at the $10 off discount price! GET EM HERE!

What Exactly is Hanukkah?

memory hole - please contact me

video by Commodore Gilgamesh and music by Kai Whiston

SF Sketchfest!

We're back at SF Sketchfest on Jan. 18 with our archenemies, The Found Footage Festival! Seriously, what a stupid name. It's like a band calling themselves Rock Band. So lame. GET TICKETS HERE!

THIS IDIOT LOVES TANKS!

DEAF KIDS PRAISE!

DANNY DINOSAUR!

BLACKEST FRIDAY!

Use the promo code BLACKESTFRIDAY all weekend long and get 25% off everything in our store! Sale ends Monday night! https://shop.everythingisterrible.com/

HERE'S A LITTLE BIRD FOR YOU

BALEM ASCENDING!

FFD + EIT SHIRTS!

Future Fantasy Delight designed EIT! long-sleeved shirts are now available in black and white! Get em HERE while supplies last! 

TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FRIENDS

PUT YOUR MILK INSIDE TEENS!

EIT! in NYC! on NYE!

GET UR TIX NOW!

memory hole - our world is ending

music by danny t mallory - https://soundcloud.com/blackrainfrog

FAST GUN!

MOTHER GOOSE'S SONGS OF SIN

VIDEO STORE HELL!

THE GENOCIDE ISN'T OVER!

GHANA JERRY TOWELS ARE BACK!

Ghana Jerry towels are back! Very limited Kwantities so grab one HERE while you can! 

KARAOKE NINJA

CHRISTIANS WIN WITH VIOLENCE!

SPY KIDDO!

GET OUT AND VOTE!

I'M DANNY

memory hole - we are ghosts

music by sikk laffter. video by commodore gilgamesh.

BACKSTREET BOYS JUST WANNA DUNK

HALLOWEEN IS EVIL!

vid by Commodore Gilgamesh

DRACULA RAP!

memory hole - i dreamed of blue screens

music by Eat Paint. video by Ghoul Skool.

COUNTRY MUSIC VS. GLOBAL WARMING!

HALLOWEEN WILL KILL YOU!

YOU FORGOT YOUR BLACKFACE, DIPSHIT!

memory hole - b3at my___s31f

music by Freddy Nightliker - https://soundcloud.com/nightliker

BOARD TO DEATH

H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N!

CLASSIC CREEP!

THESE IDIOTS ARE IN CHARGE NOW!

SACRIFICE YOURSELF TO THE MAGGOTS!

DANCING JACK-O-LANTERN BITES MONSTERS!

The Art of The Great Satan!

So pumped for this! All of our costumes will be on display! This is the first time we've been able to show them off in this way! Plus limited edition art prints by all those amazing artists on the poster!!!

CHILDREN ELECTROCUTE THEMSELVES TO THE INDIFFERENCE OF LARGE BIRDS!

FITNESS DANCING WITH B_ERROR_9#+4$526

THE EARTH IS BEING HAUNTED BY MIND ALIENS!!!

LUCID CANNIBALISM!

MUSIC MONDAY: MATH + RAP = GOLD

from the Ghoul Skool collection...

SNATCH PROOF!

WHAT WE BOUGHT ON OUR SUMMER VACATION!

THE JERRYS ARE COMING TO DENVER!

9/24-9/28 (11am - 3pm & 5pm - 9pm)

1432 Market St 

FREE

GOD HATES RAP MUSIC!

BOOMER HUMOR!

TEENS HAVE THE BEST SONGS!

MASSIVE MARKETING MISTAKE

MACRODOSING WITH MAGIC MOUSE

DINOSAUR FOOD SONG!

I WANNA BE IN THE BAND!

ELOY PRESENTS: LITTLE NICKY

THE CUM PREACHER!

NIGHTMARE GENIE!

THE BODY SWAP!

WATCH THOSE WORDS!

The Jerry Maguire Video Experience!

WAR AND RACISM IS A GOD THING!

ROGER RABBIT SACRIFICES KIDS TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN GODS! /// EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!

FASHION FASCISTS!

SHITTY POP-UP VIDEOS!

memory hole - astral bodies

music: https://soundcloud.com/wearetar/flokosh-evaa-livid

SEX, DRUGS AND E-MAIL!

BYRONNNNNNNNNN!

NOTHING IS FUNNY!

GOO BOYS!

GRANDMA'S BREAD!

DON'T BUY THIS FREE MEMORY VERSE!

BRING US YOUR JERRYS!

The Great Satan Returns!

8/31 - Ann Arbor, MI - The Blind Pig (BUY TIX)

9/1 - Cleveland, OH - Now That's Class (7PM - BUY TIX + 10PM BUY TIX)

9/2 - Pittsburgh, PA - Row House Cinema (6:30PM BUY TIX + 8:30PM (BUY TIX)

9/4 - Kingston, NY - BSP (BUY TIX)

9/5 - New York, NY - Gramercy Theatre (BUY TIX)

9/6 - Raleigh, NC - Hopscotch Music Festival (BUY TIX)

9/8 - Indianapolis, IN - Future Friends Holographic Magic Club (BUY TIX)

9/10 - Lexington, KY - 21C Museum (FREE SHOW)

9/11 - Lansing, MI - The Loft (BUY TIX)

9/12 - Grand Rapids, MI - Pyramid Scheme (BUY TIX)

9/13 - Iowa City, IA - The Mill (BUY TIX)

9/14 - Chicago, IL - Thalia Hall (BUY TIX)

9/16 - Detroit, MI - Ant Hall (BUY TIX) ***

***secret surprise show

BILL THE SINGING DEER!

memory hole - we want to kill everything

music by Aaron Dilloway

PUNKS VS. MIMES!

YUCKY STUFF!

SELF-ESTEEM SELFISHNESS!

CAB DRIVER WORKOUT!

WELCOME TO THE FAMILY WORKOUT!

VIDEO GAMES ARE XTREME, OKAY?

THE GREAT SATAN RETURNS!

The Great Satan Returns!

8/31 - Ann Arbor, MI - The Blind Pig (BUY TIX)

9/1 - Cleveland, OH - Now That's Class (7PM - BUY TIX + 10PM BUY TIX)

9/2 - Pittsburgh, PA - Row House Cinema (6:30PM BUY TIX + 8:30PM (BUY TIX)

9/4 - Kingston, NY - BSP (BUY TIX)

9/5 - New York, NY - Gramercy Theatre (BUY TIX)

9/6 - Raleigh, NC - Hopscotch Music Festival (BUY TIX)

9/8 - Indianapolis, IN - Future Friends Holographic Magic Club (BUY TIX)

9/10 - Lexington, KY - 21C Museum (FREE SHOW)

9/11 - Lansing, MI - The Loft (BUY TIX)

9/12 - Grand Rapids, MI - Pyramid Scheme (BUY TIX)

9/13 - Iowa City, IA - The Mill (BUY TIX)

9/14 - Chicago, IL - Thalia Hall (BUY TIX)

9/16 - Detroit, MI - Ant Hall (BUY TIX) ***

***secret surprise show

WORK IS KILLING YOU!

LET'S GO SWIMMING!

memory hole - please help us

music by Nick Leon
video by Ghoul Skool

Ghana Jerry Beach Towel!

Super limited run available now! BUY HERE!  Poster was hand-painted in Ghana by Heavy J courtesy of Deadly Prey Gallery. 

GAME OF THE FUTURE!

MEN ARE SCUM!

CHRISTIAN KIDS LOVE TO STEAL!

IT COOL!

memory hole - this is not your body

music by Nightliker - https://soundcloud.com/Nightliker

EIT! SUMMER SALE!

20% off everything w/ promo code: SUMMERSALE https://shop.everythingisterrible.com/

YOUR HORSE HATES YOU!

GUNY THE EAGLE!

USA JOKES!

THIS IS AMERICA ALSO!

MEMORY HOLE: BIKINI BODIES

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS MAGIC WITH BOTANICUS!

FUN ZONE!: BODY!

BUY TICKETS HERE!

EIT!'s Fun Zone!: BODY
w/ Alan Resnick + Robby Rackleff
Sunday, Aug. 5th at 7PM
Downtown Independent
251 S Main, Los Angeles

Were you at a live show, but weren't able to cop one of these The Great Satan tour tees (designed by SKINNER)??? Well, use the promo code THEGREATSATANLIVE now and get 20% off! Click here to buy! 

And even if you weren't there, you can use the promo code too!!!!

BARF BALLS

YOU ARE THE DEVIL AND YOU ARE BAD!

memory hole - get in the water

music by AJA

HOWIE MANDEL GOES HAWAII

BABYSITTERS SUCK!

THIS PENIS SHAPRED RABBIT LOVES JESUS!

¿? ₩hȝrƹ₥￥hęǻƉⓢ gƟ ¿?

HALLOWED BE THEY DUANE

Gucci (Ex On The Beach)

EVERYONE HATES A MAYOR

MEMORY HOLE: MY LADY

AMERICA IS A GREAT PLACE TO BE A CHILD IMMIGRANT!

Is It Safe?

UFO DIARIES!

EIT! TANK TOPS!

New, limited edition EIT! tank tops just dropped! GET EM HERE!

R.A.C.E.

NEED WEED RAP

MEMORY HOLE: GAH

TRANSFORM YOURSELF INTO THE FABULOUS SANDY!

Courtesy of Grimy Ghost!

SPASMODIC PUPPET PULPITEERS!

Courtesy of Cavern of the Crystyl Wyzzyrd! Link to full episode: https://youtu.be/TOKr-jCa9Jw

YOU WILL NEVER WALK!

The Great Satan is returning to NYC!

Get ur tix here NYC!

CHEAP TRIP TO SAN FRANCISCO!

NO-YO!

It's time to break out the brain lube and a big plate of spaghett...Things are about to get WEIRD! Courtesy of Spooky Tooth!

MAIL DAY.

OXYCISE!

Courtesy of Island of Misfit Tapes!

THE MASTURBATION SONG!

MEMORY HOLE: ULTIMATE SURVIVORS

YUM!

C-BASS!

Courtesy of Eloy!

MWYI TWHINN DALL!

SEASONAL DEPRESSION - COUNTRY DEATH (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

From the new album "God is 7" available at Countrydeath.com

GAPGEPGIPGOPGUP HOUR!

memory hole - the last polar bear

COAT OF ARMS TEE SALE!

We've got to make way for new tee designs, so we are selling off the remaining Coat of Arms tees for just $15! Get em while you can HERE!

FOCUS ON HUGHES!

Everyone's favorite missile manufacturer Hughes, shows us all the cool fun stuff they've made with their missile technology, and be sure to wait for the end for the special KID'S ZONE!

FINANCIAL TRENDS OF THE 90s!

I HAVE DECIDED!

Sound by Short Pockets!

GAPGEPGIPGOPGUP!

memory hole: what we've made will destroy us

GREGG AND HIS JAMBOX!

NO-BRAINERS DATING!

Courtesy of This American Drew!

DISNEYLAND TRAUMATIZES THEIR CHARACTERS FOR YOU! /// EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!

Courtesy of Grimy Ghost!

OOKIE COOKIE RAP!

MULLETS 4 CHRIST!

CARNIVAL OF THE ANIMUS!

Courtesy of The Cavern of the Crystyl Wyzzyrd! Full episode: youtu.be/fKTcEi7DZ2k

GRIMY GHOST PRESENTS "GHOST TO THE FUTURE" TRAILER

Our pal Grimy Ghost made a movie! Buy it now at https://grimyghost.bigcartel.com

OIL MEN SAVE THE EARTH!

MEMORY HOLE: SAD SALAD

Courtesy of Grimy Ghost!

VAPOR DAYS!

"When pranks become assault, everyone stops laughing. Seriously though (as if it needs to be said) this kind of behavior is NOT COOL, I donʼt care who you are!" Courtesy of SpookyTooth!

SATAN PATCHES!

T H E G R E A T S A T A N patches are finally! Get yourself here one before they stop existing forever!

GOLFING FOR KIDS!

Courtesy of the Island of Misfit Tapes!

STOP IT! YOU ARE NOT A LITTLE KID!

DANCE OF THE EMPOWERED!

memory hole: fun eral

music by ghoul skool

SATAN TEES!

Limited edition T H E G R E A T S A T A N tour shirts are now available! GET EM HERE before they're all gone forever! Designed by the immeasurably talented Skinner!

HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-ASSED PASTOR

BE GLAD THEY ALLOW YOU TO OBEY THEM!

An excerpt from the new EIT! movie, T H E G R E A T SA T A N, which is available now as a VHS or DVD here or download here!

CARRY ON by COUNTRY DEATH

420 SALE!

Use promo code GERBERT420 to get 10% off through Monday! BUY HERE! 

memory hole: pig with a gun

music by AJA

NO SMOKING!

Courtesy of Track Attack!

JUST HAVE SEX AND MAKE BABIES!

RODNEY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER

BE BOLD!

memory hole: ur so pretty

music: Norfik "Dreaming in Unison"

YOUR LEADERS HATE YOU!

U CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN!

The newest episode of Magic Mouse is out now, courtesy of Cavern of the Crystyl Wyzzyrd Check out the full episode here: https://youtu.be/RO-5K12U6Uo

SNOW WHITE!

Courtesy of This American Drew!

DIS SHIT MAKES NO SENSE!

BARBIE BIRTHDAY CULT TAKES OVER EPCOT!

Courtesy of Grimy Ghost!

COOKING WITH STEVE!

Goddangit Steven! Get out of the kitchen! Courtesy of Spooky Tooth!

ANIMORPH-ABLE!

Courtesy of the Island of Misfit Tapes!

THE ABORTION ROCK!

ALL THE BIG NAMES!

IS AMY GRANT A WITCH?!

SHRINE OF THE SILVER MONKEY!

MATH ROCK!

PUPPETS ON WEED!

HIDDEN TREASURES!

Courtesy of This American Drew!

FITNESS DANCING WITH BARB!

Courtesy of The Grimy Ghost!

CHRISTIAN? OR WORLDLY?

A TURTLE MONTER'S ADVICE ON DIVORCE!

Courtesy of Grimy Ghost!

BEE DANCING AFTER SCHOOL!

NEW EPISODE OF MAGIC MOUSE NOW AVAILABLE! https://youtu.be/GisG_Nrk6GQ

LEARN THE FACTS ABOUT SATANISM!

SATAN DEMANDS MORE JERRYS!

3/13 - Atlanta - The Mammal Gallery 3/14 - Jacksonville - Sun-Ray Cinema 3/15 - Orlando - Will's Pub 3/16 - Mobile - Crescent Theater 3/17 - Houston - The Secret Group 3/18 - San Antonio - Paper Tiger 3/19 - Austin - AFS Cinema 3/20 - Dallas - Texas Theatre 3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema 3/23 - Albuquerque - The Guild Cinema 3/24 - Santa Fe - Meow Wolf 3/25 - Tucson - The Loft Cinema 3/26 - Phoenix - FilmBar 3/27 - San Diego - Casbah 3/28 - LA - The Regent Or mail them via USPS Media Mail to PO BOX 50825, Los Angeles, CA 90050

MEMORY HOLE: SOAPY DOPES

DANCING WITH YOUR DOG!

ELECTRIC DREAMS!

Shake off this lousy Smarch weather with a fairytale made especially for a computer! SpookyTooth presents: ELECTRIC DREAMS!

JC IN THE HOUSE!

Courtesy of The Island of Misfit Tapes!

SNORK!

SHOVE JESUS IN YOUR JUKEBOX!

Courtesy of Grimy Ghost

SELL YOUR SOUL, DWEEB!

SATANIC WIZARD OF OZ!

MR. BOOGIE!

THE PURPOSE OF LIFE!

Courtesy of Loose Meat!

BUCK SCENT!

Courtesy of This American Drew!

HOW TO BE A DINOSAUR!

Courtesy of Grimy Ghost!

HOUSE WITH A MOUSTACHE CLUB!

BALDWIN JESUS BRO!

Courtesy of Track Attack!

WILL YOU BE GOD'S VALENTINE?

CHILD LABOR FOR THE LORD!

MUSIC MONDAYS - MAD MEN JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

1 MINUTE THUNDER NINJA KIDS! HUNT FOR THE DEVIL BOXER!

TRIPPING BALLS WITH COCKYBOO!

A new episode of Magic Mouse is here: https://youtu.be/HE03qCGYOY4 Courtesy of Cavern of the Crystyl Wyzzyrd

FISHIN FUNNIES!

Courtesy of the Island of Misfit Tapes!

PHOTOGRAPHERS HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

GERBERT LOVES THE GREAT SATAN!

Preorder our newest release, T H E G R E A T S A T A N, which is comprised of over 2,000 satanic panic, religious kook, and D-horror VHS tapes! Get it on DVD or VHS here, and as a download here!

And see it live with an all new live show at one of our upcoming tour dates:

2/7 - Long Beach - The Art Theatre (TIX)

2/8 - SF - The Alamo Drafthouse (TIX)

2/9 - Oakland - The New Parkway (7:15P TIX + 9:30 TIX)

2/10 - Portland - Cinema 21 (TIX)

2/11 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)

2/12 - Seattle - Central Cinema (7PM TIX + 9:45PM TIX)

2/13 - Vancouver - Rickshaw Theatre (TIX)

2/15 - SLC - Brewvies (TIX)

2/16 - Denver - Sie Film Center (TIX)

2/17 - Omaha - The Sydney Bar

2/18 - Kansas City - recordBar (TIX)

2/19 - St. Paul - Amsterdam Hall (TIX)

2/20 - Chicago - Lincoln Hall (TIX)

2/21 - Milwaukee - The Back Room at Collectivo (TIX)

2/22 - St. Louis - The Ready Room (TIX)

2/23 - Bloomington - The Back Door (TIX)

2/24 - Cincinnati - The Woodward Theater (TIX)

2/25 - Columbus - Studio 35 (TIX)

2/26 - Detroit - Ant Hall (TIX)

2/27 - Toronto - The Royal Cinema (TIX)

2/28 - Pittsburgh - Hollywood Theater Dormont (TIX)

3/1 - New York - Bell House (TIX)

3/2 - Boston - Brattle Theatre (TIX)

3/3 - Providence, RI - AS220 (TIX)

3/4 - Portland, ME - The Apohadion (TIX)

3/5 - Philadelphia - PhilaMOCA (TIX)

3/6 - Richmond - Strange Matter (TIX)

3/7 - Baltimore - The Parkway (TIX)

3/8 - Greensboro - Geeksboro Coffee Cinema (TIX)

3/9 - Asheville - Mothlight (TIX)

3/10 - Athens - Cine (TIX)

3/11 - Nashville - Belcourt (TIX)

3/12 - Chattanooga - LIT Gallery (TIX)

3/13 - Atlanta - Mammal Gallery (TIX)

3/14 - Jacksonville - SunRay Cinema (TIX)

3/15 - Orlando - Will's Pub (TIX)

3/16 - Mobile - Crescent Theater (TIX)

3/17 - Houston - Secret Group (TIX)

3/18 - San Antonio - Paper Tiger (TIX)

3/19 - Austin - AFS Cinema (TIX)

3/20 - Dallas - Texas Theatre (TIX)

3/21 - Tulsa - Circle Cinema (TIX)

3/23 - Albuquerque - The Guild (TIX)

3/24 -  Santa Fe - Meow Wolf (TIX)

3/25 - Tucson - The Loft Cinema (TIX)

3/26 - Phoenix - FilmBar (TIX)

3/27 - San Diego - Casbah (TIX)

3/28 - LA - The Regent (TIX)