One aerobics montage followed by another followed by an aerobics themed sex scene followed by another. This movie sent me straight to bonertown.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
2-MINUTE PULSEBEAT!
One aerobics montage followed by another followed by an aerobics themed sex scene followed by another. This movie sent me straight to bonertown.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
2-MINUTE BLAST! (WITH EXPLOSIONS!)
If you ever wondered why Eddie Griffin doesn't star in more action movies, here you go:
(And who would have thought that Vivica A. Fox would have already been in TWO two-minute movies this week? Two too few, if you ask this lowly intern-thing...)
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
2-MINUTE SENIORITA JUSTICE!!!
You like reinforcing negative ethnic stereotypes don't cha? How 'bout constant yet poorly-choreographed violence devoid of context swimming in a sea of machismo sexist posturing? This movie has everything!
Monday, March 28, 2011
2-MINUTE BOAT TRIP!
Let's kick off 2-Minute Movie Week with this homophobic, seafaring turdfest! It's like Snowdogs, but instead of pooches terrorizing our favorite funnyman/adult baby Cuba Gooding Jr., this time it is a boat full of homosexuals! Uh Oh! Things are gonna get "weird!"
Friday, March 25, 2011
ONE BAD MELON FARMING MOTORSCOOTER
Normally I'm against censorship, but sometimes you can't argue with the results.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
DUANE & HAMMER- GROOVIN'
This is big, you guys! Presenting, rare, never before-seen-footage from behind the scenes of the Duane / Hammer musical collaboration, "Groovin'":
The video itself was shot into space, in hopes of finding an alien race with the brain power to understand this mighty juggernaut of awesome.
The video itself was shot into space, in hopes of finding an alien race with the brain power to understand this mighty juggernaut of awesome.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
OH THOSE CRAZY CATS!
Today we are celebrating our 1000th post on Everything Is Terrible! in the only way we know how: another hit-pandering adorable kitty video! So kick back, click the mouse and enjoy the kute kuddly kitties cuz you are never getting those three minutes and twenty-nine seconds back. Booya!
Special thanks to Al Scorch for the tape.
Special thanks to Al Scorch for the tape.
Monday, March 21, 2011
MAKE MILLIONS IN HOME VIDEO ENTERTAINMENT
This tape is meant to make you rich by selling your funniest home videos to that show 'America's Funniest People.' Joe Flaherty kills a dude. Oh yeah, NSFW.
Friday, March 18, 2011
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