Wednesday, January 30, 2013

DON'T CROWD ME!

I learned of this little gem from The Movie Orgy by Joe Dante and I quickly became obsessed with it. If you get a chance to see The Movie Orgy, don't miss it.

Also apologies for the video quality. The only version I could find was a VHS transfer of a fever dream.

Monday, January 28, 2013

REMOTE CONTROL MAGIC VII

Don't forget to pick up a DVD of "Remote Control Magic: The Movie" from my website dantefontana.com. Here's what the critics are saying: "Absolutely haunting...every image crackles with electric banality" --Bret Berg, Cinefamily. "Fab fever dream eye candy of that fantastic plastic decade, the 1970's" --Richard Metzger, Dangerous Minds

Thursday, January 24, 2013

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Sunday, January 20, 2013

HOLIDAY TOUR JERRYS!

We received 758 Jerrys in just two weeks! In case you were keeping score, the West Coast was the big winner with 423 to the East's measly 335! We also received 1 Jerry wreath and 2 homemade, giant Jerrys! Thanks everyone! We are almost to our goal of infinity Jerrys!!!!! Keep 'em coming!


Friday, January 18, 2013

JEFF STRYKER KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

...and you're invited to his hot-mouth party...



Totally SFW!

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Y2K VIDEO CATALOG!

Y2K: the gift that keeps on giving



PS- KeepSmilin.com is still up and running...

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

Friday, January 11, 2013

SIR MIX-A-LOT: AMERICAN KNIGHT OF INSIGHT

I don't know what I was expecting from this video press kit, but it was not this amazing, fairly introspective look into this rural libertarian's* life. It is not so much a video promo as much as it is just a good short film. Here it is in all of it's beauty--not re-edited today.

*this is my projection based on his philosophies and way of life, I don't know how he votes or whatever


SIR MIX-A-LOT Video Press Kit from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

Whenever I hear "Baby Got Back" now I will think of the rain and way of life of rural Washington state--taking it as a metaphor for the appreciation of what I truly hold dear in my own life.

Also, why don't more rappers use "Sir" before their names?

Wednesday, January 09, 2013

ACHIEVE TOTAL FREEDOM!



Thanks to Jesse Thompson for the tape!

Monday, January 07, 2013

3 MINUTE THINK BIG

P.S. I can't stop watching this remixed found party footage which gets crazier as it goes along, head over to Miami1996.com and brace yourself. (WARNING: Seriously, it's really fucked up. You've been warned!)