I was impressed that John the Sexsmith (I think that was his name) did not lay with his prospective client.
I used network marketing to spread the word about not paying your taxes and such. I used to drive around in my Chevy Lumina and extol the benefits of it! And let me tell you: I tossed a phone into the air and turned it into a bald eagle every time.
The secret is network marketing. You have already been doing this and not been getting paid for it! Now, you can coerce your way into the action...I think. Look, I am not clear on how this works...but it does. Isn't that enough to write me a check?
this will sound wierd but its true- those gold symbols at 1:52...i found a tiny 14k gold brooch in an abandoned apartment in an old hotel in Japan once. Its the exact same shape! it has a little diamond shard on the front. Maybe thats why their hotel went out of business??
I was working at the bank and some guy came in with a piece of paper that had the words "6 billion dollars for a sexsmith" written on it. I was kind of embarrassed for him. The mullet helped though
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He achieved freedom through symmetry and inheriting Dick Clark's hair.
Achieve total freedom through cult indoctrination!
I was impressed that John the Sexsmith (I think that was his name) did not lay with his prospective client.
I used network marketing to spread the word about not paying your taxes and such. I used to drive around in my Chevy Lumina and extol the benefits of it! And let me tell you: I tossed a phone into the air and turned it into a bald eagle every time.
The secret is network marketing. You have already been doing this and not been getting paid for it! Now, you can coerce your way into the action...I think. Look, I am not clear on how this works...but it does. Isn't that enough to write me a check?
Sgt. M wrote the above entry...let it be known throughout the land.
So sinister! I wish they had filmed him with some kind of hologram effect, it would look so awesome.
I wanna be a Sexsmith. That sounds like an awesome job.
But does it have Shrim?
...but what the hell does this have to do with goop?
Sexsmith was an old time occupation, like Cooper or ChickenStrangler. Now they're just handed down as family names.
this will sound wierd but its true- those gold symbols at 1:52...i found a tiny 14k gold brooch in an abandoned apartment in an old hotel in Japan once. Its the exact same shape! it has a little diamond shard on the front. Maybe thats why their hotel went out of business??
My lust for infomercial/pyramid scheme/business scam videos can never be sated, but this helps.
I was working at the bank and some guy came in with a piece of paper that had the words "6 billion dollars for a sexsmith" written on it. I was kind of embarrassed for him. The mullet helped though
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