Friday, January 18, 2013

JEFF STRYKER KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

...and you're invited to his hot-mouth party...



Totally SFW!

26 comments :

Anonymous said...

Oh MY!

Dave said...

Is that a spray on beard?

Ryan said...

You'll be hearing from my lawyer, This Is Terrible.

Anonymous said...

Do you know what it's like to be eye- fucked by an animal?

Unfortunately, yes, now I do.

Anonymous said...

These al-Qaeda recruitment videos have gotten kind of weird. What demographic are they going for here?

--Sgt. McKinley, Royal Anon's

Anonymous said...

What is this from?!?!

Anonymous said...

I will say he, does have nice teeth. But I guess most horses do.

Anonymous said...

I thought the prisions were all overcrowded??

Uncle Bingo said...

Stryker? I hardly know him, but I think this is his volunteer work for the Scared Straight! program.

Nic said...

This is who Jerry Sandusky was greeted by when he entered prison.

Haroon said...

Where's the 900 number?

Unknown said...

This really is Terrible. But if I ever get to thinking about becoming gay, I know right were my starter-porn can be found.

Anonymous said...

It became even more uncomfortable when I realized that he looks kind of like Dan Harmon.

Anonymous said...

aw, he didn't bring his executive model penis pump this time

Anonymous said...

What the hell did I just watch...

Anonymous said...

This is the guy from the penis pump video!!

Henry_Slinkman said...

I feel violated.


Imma go cry in the shower now, ok?

Anonymous said...

Fortunately I know better than to trust your "SFW" judgement...

Ferb Morgendorffer said...

First minute or so, I was thinking of shaving my goatee. Last minute or so, I was thinking "Hmmm, maybe totally hetero isn't a bad idea".

Ravenhallow said...

Beary Christmas to meeee, thank you EIT!

mellowcheddar said...

Wait, what?

Anonymous said...

Is "tongue-fuck your mouth" porn for French kissing?

I wish I could appreciate his straight white teeth but his tongue kept getting in the way.

Anonymous said...

It's not a spray-on beard...sadly, it is a heavily dyed beard...on a heavily dyed old butch queen...trying to be serious. He was more fun with is "open up your a@@, boy!!" banter...so late 80's...LOL!!

Anonymous said...

Child, that was just "so beyond". He ain't no Meryl Streep that's fur sho! :)

TheAggressiveTickle said...

I was definitely not aroused during video, and I will definitely not be sending in my response video dressed like a unicorn in a onesy with spinners up my pooper. Definitely probably not gonna do that. I did it.

Anonymous said...

I have no idea what that was,but the man still looks dam hot for 52.