Thursday, January 31, 2013
SHOW US YOUR JERRYS!
"Listen Everybody, Part 1" by Hugs'n'Kisses from Casualties of Happiness
Labels:
10s
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dance
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dancing
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Duane
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exotic dancing
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furries
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Jerry Maguire
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the greatest film ever made
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
DON'T CROWD ME!
I learned of this little gem from The Movie Orgy by Joe Dante and I quickly became obsessed with it. If you get a chance to see The Movie Orgy, don't miss it.
Also apologies for the video quality. The only version I could find was a VHS transfer of a fever dream.
Also apologies for the video quality. The only version I could find was a VHS transfer of a fever dream.
Labels:
50's
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cars
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Defenestrator III
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Misogyny
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teens
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Monday, January 28, 2013
REMOTE CONTROL MAGIC VII
Don't forget to pick up a DVD of "Remote Control Magic: The Movie" from my website dantefontana.com. Here's what the critics are saying:
"Absolutely haunting...every image crackles with electric banality" --Bret Berg, Cinefamily. "Fab fever dream eye candy of that fantastic plastic decade, the 1970's" --Richard Metzger, Dangerous Minds
Labels:
70's
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Dante Fontana
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Remote Control Magic
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TV
Friday, January 25, 2013
Thursday, January 24, 2013
NOBODY DOES IT LIKE THE DRAGON
As brought to you by Pepsi-Cola.
Labels:
advertising
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awesome
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music
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music video
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Rem Lezar
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Superstar
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Sunday, January 20, 2013
HOLIDAY TOUR JERRYS!
We received 758 Jerrys in just two weeks! In case you were keeping score, the West Coast was the big winner with 423 to the East's measly 335! We also received 1 Jerry wreath and 2 homemade, giant Jerrys! Thanks everyone! We are almost to our goal of infinity Jerrys!!!!! Keep 'em coming!
Labels:
Jerry Maguire
,
Maguirewatch
Friday, January 18, 2013
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Y2K VIDEO CATALOG!
Labels:
Apocalypse
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chemical toilets
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Future Schlock
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Jesus Christ
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preppers
,
Y2K
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
YOU CANNOT BE COOL AND POOP
Labels:
90's
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Deeper Understanding
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health
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med
,
poop
,
public speaking
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
DOGGIE STYLE SHOW!
Labels:
Commodore Gilgamesh
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DoggieWoggiez PoochieWoochiez
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dogs
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fashion
,
Jim Belushi
,
style
Monday, January 14, 2013
TECHNICOLOR DREAMING KIDS 1977
Labels:
70's
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bears
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colors
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dancing
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Dante Fontana
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dreams
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flying
,
hypnosis
,
kids
,
psychedelic
Friday, January 11, 2013
SIR MIX-A-LOT: AMERICAN KNIGHT OF INSIGHT
I don't know what I was expecting from this video press kit, but it was not this amazing, fairly introspective look into this rural libertarian's* life. It is not so much a video promo as much as it is just a good short film. Here it is in all of it's beauty--not re-edited today.
*this is my projection based on his philosophies and way of life, I don't know how he votes or whatever
*this is my projection based on his philosophies and way of life, I don't know how he votes or whatever
SIR MIX-A-LOT Video Press Kit from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.
Whenever I hear "Baby Got Back" now I will think of the rain and way of life of rural Washington state--taking it as a metaphor for the appreciation of what I truly hold dear in my own life.
Also, why don't more rappers use "Sir" before their names?
Thursday, January 10, 2013
Wednesday, January 09, 2013
ACHIEVE TOTAL FREEDOM!
Thanks to Jesse Thompson for the tape!
Labels:
90's
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business
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Defenestrator III
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freedom
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network marketing
,
scam
Tuesday, January 08, 2013
TWO MINUTE WAR BUS COMMANDO!
Labels:
2 Minute Movie
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80's
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action
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Afghanastan
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America
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explosions
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guns
,
Yonder Vittles
Monday, January 07, 2013
3 MINUTE THINK BIG
P.S. I can't stop watching this remixed found party footage which gets crazier as it goes along, head over to Miami1996.com and brace yourself. (WARNING: Seriously, it's really fucked up. You've been warned!)
Labels:
3 minute movie
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80's
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action
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Barbarian Brothers
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Dante Fontana
,
pregnancy
Friday, January 04, 2013
THE RISE & FALL OF GOD PART 3
Featuring "U Better Prey" by Supre Villains!
Labels:
2012
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Apocalypse
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Christian
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Defenestrator III
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Future Schlock
,
god
,
Jack Van Impe
,
Jesus Christ
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prophecy
,
Unarius
Thursday, January 03, 2013
THE RISE & FALL OF GOD PART 2
Labels:
Christian
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Defenestrator III
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Future Schlock
,
god
,
Jesus Christ
,
religion
Wednesday, January 02, 2013
THE RISE & FALL OF GOD PART 1
Labels:
Christian
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Defenestrator III
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Future Schlock
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god
,
Jesus Christ
,
kids
,
music
,
religion
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