Friday, June 25, 2010

MURDER BALLAD OF DAN FITZGERALD

24 comments :

Anonymous said...

You know, I've sat through plenty of slaughterhouse sequences over the years. Touki Bouki and the like. There's something about the pornographically loving way in which that skinning scene was shot though, that just made me want to be sick. And that little poem was like something out of a nightmare.

Iggy said...

We all look like that inside. And you eat that.

Anonymous said...

Rednecks

Anonymous said...

I'm so sick of trashy rednecks everywhere bringing down society. Let's kill them.

Anonymous said...

I want to hang out with Dan Fitzgerald.

Anonymous said...

My God! He's coming right at us!

Anonymous said...

Dan Fitzgerald - men want to be him and women want to be with him

Ravenhallow said...

Since when is hiding in the undergrowth with a compound bow waiting for a horny buck to come along "him or you?"

I mean, they're tasty and all, but they're not exactly bloodthirsty predators. Less tasty when I have to watch you sadistically twist their heads off their corpses.

Oh, rednecks. You so silly.

filmscience said...

I grew up in that culture. Any time I casually, politely, genuinely asked why a person needed to go hunting - they looked at me like I'd just insulted their mother.

I left a soon as I could and have never stopped running.

Anonymous said...

Rednecks are annoying but I could never understand why I was supposed to be so offended by hunting. It's food, who gives a shit

Anonymous said...

I don't think there's anything bad about hunting but you could at least be enough of a sport not to shoot a deer while it's fucking

Anonymous said...

this video makes me understand my family

randomgadget said...

rutting rampage or fucking fraticide or mating mass murder or shagging shiving or gimp gagging genocide

Anonymous said...

This is terrible, and that's not a compliment. C'mon, we can do better.

Anonymous said...

that's about damn redneck Shakespeare there...woohooooo!!

Heather said...

There's so much testosterone in this video that I've now turned into a man. Now I don't have to worry about that glass ceiling crap anymore!

Anonymous said...

Fuck this guy.

Anonymous said...

I'm fine with hunting, but that was kind of messed up

rainbow-duck said...

He killed Bambi!!

I don't have anything against deer hunting, since deer are overpopulated in most areas..but this video made it look so sinister...

Chris said...

At least these guys eat what they kill, but they could be more classy about it. BTW, I could really go for some venison right now.

Scorch said...

I grew up hunting, although I have not in about 10 years or so. As was said, deer are overpopulated. They are better for you than hormone-injected, feed lot cattle, and I can't stand it when people shit on hunters and yet eat meat. Maybe you should go have the experience of killing what you eat and you might have a little more respect for the animals and your food.
I am not a "redneck".

P.S. nobody shot the deer while they were fucking you retard.

P.P.S. If you are on the ground during the rutting season, bucks can and will attack you and deer can kill with their front legs and horns. Go look up videos of deer attacks. And don't give me the "then stay out of their habitat" bullshit, they are everywhere in my part of the country.

Anonymous said...

"Full-time outdoorsman..."
A nicer way of saying homeless.

lee said...

was showing the deer humping a doe really necessary?

Mowgle said...

...so up to the house-top the coursers they flew,

with the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too.