Friday, June 04, 2010

THE BIGGEST NEWS OF YOUR LIFE!

Everything Is Terrible! Live! Presents:

Everything Is Terrible! and the Quest for the Magick Krystal Tour!
featuring an all-new live show and the new movie,
2Everything2Terrible2: Tokyo Drift


7/1 - Chicago, IL @ Music Box Theatre (after party @ Schubas upstairs)
7/2 - St. Louis, MO @ Antartica
7/3 - Columbia, MO @ Ragtag Cinema
7/5 - Memphis, TN @ Hi-Tone Cafe
7/7 - Nashville, TN @ Mercy Lounge
7/8 - Louisville, KY @ Zanzabar
7/9 - Cincinnati, OH @ Art Damage Lodge
7/10 - Columbus, OH @ Studio 35 Cinema & Drafthouse
7/11 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake Hotel (Underground)
7/12 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake Hotel (Underground)
7/13 - Detroit, MI @ Burton Theatre
7/15 - Ann Arbor, MI @ The Yellow Barn
7/16 - Cleveland, OH @ Capitol Theatre
7/17 - Pittsburgh, PA @ SouthSide Works Cinema
7/19 - Washington DC @ Solly's U Street Tavern
7/20 - Winchester, VA @ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema
7/22 - New York City, NY @ Public Assembly
7/23 - New York City, NY @ Pianos Lounge (*)
7/23 - New York City, NY @ Magnet Theater (*)
7/24 - Boston, MA @ Coolidge Corner
7/25 - Utica, NY @ The New Uptown Theatre
7/26 - Syracuse, NY @ Spark Contemporary Art Space
7/29 - Baltimore, MD @ Jesus Camp (*)
7/30 - Baltimore, MD @ 2640 Saint Paul Street
7/31 - Philadelphia, PA @ Ibrahim Theater at International House
8/2 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Varsity Theatre
8/3 - North Charleston, SC @ Olde North Charleston Picture House
8/4 - Atlanta, GA @ Plaza Theatre
8/5 - Athens, GA @ Cine
8/6 - Gainesville, FL @ Spin Cycle
8/7 - Miami, FL @ Cosford Cinema
8/10 - Tampa, FL @ Crowbar
8/12 - New Orleans, LA @ Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center
8/13 - Austin, TX @ Alamo Lake Creek
8/14 - Houston, TX @ Alamo Wesk Oaks
8/15 - San Antonio, TX @ Alamo Westlakes
8/16 - Austin, TX @ Alamo Ritz (*)
8/19 - Albuquerque, NM @ Guild Cinema
8/21 - Denver, CO @ Starz Film Center
8/23 - Las Vegas, NV @ TBA
8/24 - Tucson, AZ @ The Loft Cinema
8/26 - Tempe, AZ @ MADCAP Theaters
8/28 and 8/29 - Los Angeles, CA @ The Silent Movie Theatre (**)
8/29 - San Francisco, CA @ Red Vic Movie House
8/30 - San Francisco, CA @ Red Vic Movie House
8/31 - Fresno, CA @ The Starline
9/3 - Portland, OR @ The Hollywood Theatre
9/4 - Seattle, WA @ Central Cinema
9/5 - Vancouver, BC @ The Ridge Theater
9/8 - Omaha, NE @ Dundee Theatre
9/9 - Duluth, MN @ Zinema 2
9/10 - Minneapolis, MN @ Cedar Cultural Center
9/11 - Madison, WI @ Project Lodge
9/12 - Milwaukee, WI @ Times Cinema

(*) - 'An Intimate Evening with Everything Is Terrible!'- no 2E2T2 screening
(**) - Everything Is Festival! - A two day extravaganza of EIT!, includes a 2E2T2 screening

51 comments :

justinDURDEN said...

Awesome, coming to Louisvill--

Zanzabar? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. Not 21. That totally sucks.

Destination A Go-Go said...

NY!!!!!!!
2 intimate nights????
Ohhh EIT your so romantic
:P

I'll see you there :)

Ravenhallow said...

Philly! YEEESSS!

Anonymous said...

None in RI? I guess I'll have to go to Massachusetts. But that's a whole other state over.

GameOverGirl said...

Fudge YEAH PHILLY!

Anonymous said...

Finally! something awesome in shittsburgh.

Anonymous said...

No Dallas dates. :(

Anonymous said...

Seriously, why no dates in Indiana. I know about 20 people who would probably go in a heartbeat.

filmscience said...

Central Cinema! Aww yeah.

Anonymous said...

PLS COME TO PROVIDENCE. YOU CAN DO THIS SHIT AT MY HOUSE IF YOU WANT.

Destination A Go-Go said...

..wait I read the dates wrong.

Intimate in NY, TWICE on the 23rd
EIT, you whore!!

Brian Rubinow said...

My birthday is Aug. 30. This'll be the bestest birthday EVER EVER!!!

Ancient Flounder said...

Vegas on the 23rd? I'm totally there.

chris eshleman said...

Alaska is wonderful in the summer/fall.

Fat 'n Boring said...

You're coming to Ohio. Swa-heet!

Library Playground said...

Uhhh, yes there is: http://tinyurl.com/32qvgtd

abbey said...

I'll be going to one of the nights you're in Toronto. How much does it cost?

Anonymous said...

Yay! San Antonio! Can't wait. I'll make sure to save the date!

- Senorita Calavera

Melanie said...

thats cool how youll be in nyc while im out of the country. real cool. :[

Anonymous said...

yay pittsburgh!

Alex H. said...

Pretty pumped about this! Austin is a hopeful.

Future Schlock said...

@ Abbey-

Tickets to the Drake Hotel shows in Toronto will be $10 (Canadian of course)!

Anonymous said...

Is there any age requirement on this? I'm under 18 but I'd love to go....

Future Schlock said...

@Anonymous-

The movie is not rated so you won't have any trouble there. You'll have to check with the venue in your town; some serve alcohol and are 21+, others are movie theaters with no minimum age.

Patrick said...

FL shows! Let me know if you need help with the Tampa show.

Judson said...

FINALLY coming to DC. Psyched.

Abby said...

Hooray, DC! Can't wait. You guys are gonna make my time in the District so very special.

J said...

TORONTO

Anonymous said...

I'm coming woop MADCAP in Tempe AZ! :D your smart to do it when ASU is in sesson.

Nicol3 said...

DUH US CAPITAL, Y'ALL. I. WILL. BE. THERE.

fupu said...

Portland at last, thank you thank you thank you!

Adam said...

Hurray for Pittsburgh!

Alex H. said...

Also - as of when I'm writing this, this post is from the Future. Wow!

Ed Harringtonn said...

MPLS ON THE 10TH? WHYCOME YOU GOTTA MAKE ME WAIT SO LONG??? CEDAR IS TOTES FUCKING RAD BRAS THOUGH USUALL Y IS KINDA PRICEY. SUNDAYS THEY HAVE FREE FOOD BEHIND IT FOR HOMELESS PEOPLE TO MAKE UP FOR THE LARGE SUM OF MONEY REQUIRED TO ENTER THE SCREENING HOSTED BY THE CHURCH AND IS GOOD FOR LINE WAITING TOO IF HAPPENSTANCE THERE IS ONE. EXPERIENCE BISH IN 3 MONTHS BRAH.

Heather said...

YES!! EIT is coming to da 'burgh and we'll never be the same. I'm putting the Southside on alert.

Anonymous said...

What time does the Studio 35 Cinema & Drafthouse showing begin? I'm actually moving to that area in about a week and I'd love to see some terrible on the big screen!

Jeffro said...

No Orlando date? Even Lebowskifest came here...

K said...

WILL LEHR THE INTERN BE IN COLUMBUS AGAIN? I WANT TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER HUG.

PS WELL DONE ON THE DATE, IT'S RIGHT BEFORE I LEAVE FOR FLORIDA, SO I DON'T HAVE TO CANCEL MY TRIP TO BE THERE. I THINK YOU AND I HAVE A PSYCHIC CONNECTION, EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE.

Anonymous said...

Bah, here I was getting all ready to complain about how you're not coming to DC, but you went and RUINED IT.

Heh, anybody been to Solly's? When I first read it I was thinking of Nelly's, which is a horrible sports bar that smells like a giant hamburger.

Pudding said...

Yuh comin da Bawstin! Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.

EIT completes me.

Landstander said...

Are you guys still looking for help with Detroit area promotion?

Anonymous said...

Pittsburgh YES!

Mo said...

Boston, yes!

COMMODORE GILGAMESH said...

Dear Landstander,
We are still looking for help with promotion in Detroit. E-mail us at whatsupeit@gmail.com for the deets.
Sincerely,
CG!

Anonymous said...

A Boston Show? Hell Yeah! Now I can hand deliver my Anti-Abortion "News" "Magazine", behind the scenes circus footage, Crappy Local Band AND 18--For Now--Maguires to you personally (Would this many Maguires mean free admission?)!

michael said...

Thanks for booking a couple Toronto dates! I've been trying to get the balls and the money together to get you to come here for a couple months now. Instead now I can stop drinking weird chinese testicle growth formulas and spend the money I have saved on the inevitable bar tab I will incur on the 11th.

unimportantbob said...

Fuck! Vegas in September! Do I see the Pixies or do I go to EIT LIVE? UNNNGH I CANT DECIDE

Marty said...

Sweet!! Will welcome you back to STL with open arms! Btw, may we drop of our Jerrys to you if we havent gotten around to mailing them to you?

Future Schlock said...

Marty-

Yes, you can totally bring your Jerries to the show (or any show on the tour for that matter)! We'll take Jerries any time, any place!

Senor_Shutter said...

Hey EIT!!!
You should yell at the people running The New Uptown Theater in Utica NY, because they are not advertising 2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE2: TOKYO DRIFT! at all! Check out their website, there isn't even a showtime listed! http://s286103223.onlinehome.us/showtimes.html I called the theater and they told me the show starts at 8pm, but they didn't know the ticket price! LAME!

Senor_Shutter said...

Great show tonight! You guys are Consummate Professionals! Even though you had a VERY small audience you preformed like it was a packed house!

Thank you for taking the time to hang out with us after the show and autographing my DVD. It was very kind of you guys to do that.

I wish you much success with the rest of the tour.

Thanks again for a really fun night,

Your pal in Utica (NOT Ithaca!)

Michael aka Senor_Shutter