Monday, June 28, 2010

DRUDGERY NO MORE!

Part 2 in the ongoing series "Future Schlock's reasons to never have children."

19 comments :

John said...

As I get older there seems to be this eventuality that will be coming, I will get married and I will have kids.

However, I rely heavily on videos like this to give me a look into the future and prepare my liver for what is sure to be a drunken period in my life.

Anonymous said...

Those moms are dying, DYING, for my cock.

Anonymous said...

did they just say "thing free zone"

Luke said...

Gee, thanks for reminding me of the absolutely horrible comedy duo of the Mommies from the 1990s! Thank God that period of my life is over.

Digeridude said...

I hope my wife doesn't lose her mind and become a soulless utero-husk after having kids.

blurboy said...

Ingenious. Mommies wearing prom dresses and tom-peeping their own houses. IN SYNC. Everyone loves that gag.

marahe said...

omg, 90s comedy sensations "the mommies." they had their own SITCOM.

Heather said...

This is the most insulting thing I've ever seen. Working your lats and triceps by weightlifting with shopping bags?! While wearing tulle??!!

Anonymous said...

Yes! You too can have the body of of a young Roseanne Barr.

Anonymous said...

Take note feminists - women are your worst enemy.

Fat 'n Boring said...

As a "mommie", myself, I can attest to the fact that most of us do not use unpacking groceries as a method of exercise. Personally, I prefer the "computer chair roll" to tone and strengthen my legs while simultaneously shouting over my shoulder for my daughter to make her own damn lunch.

Keeps me at a taught 175 pounds.

Graham said...

"I'm distracting you right now."

Ravenhallow said...

I'm sure kids are great and all, but if motherhood is all that exercise videos and appliance commercials depict it as, I really hope I never have children.

skeptifem said...

How many calories does having a career burn?

Anonymous said...

Christ. You people, you Kings of Irony, are laughing at those you think are stupider than yourselves. Yes, the women in this video are a bit goofy, but so what? They're not self-conscious, are having a good time, and actually show some wit. In time, you'll be ashamed of yourselves.

Anonymous said...

@ Anon

Nope. None of us will.

Spaf said...

That was a huge relief to see that I was entering a Thong-Free Zone. I'm not sure if they would enjoy watching my manhood flap around from wearing one. Or maybe they would.....

Ron Medulla said...

The Mommies were the original MILFs. OG.

Brandon Stocks said...

I wonder if The Mommies are wearing strap-on's to pound people in the ass for money these days.