Friday, June 25, 2010


Everything Is Terrible! Live! Presents:

Everything Is Terrible! and the Quest for the Magick Krystal Tour!
featuring an all-new live show and the new movie,
2Everything2Terrible2: Tokyo Drift

7/1 - Chicago, IL @ Music Box Theatre (after party @ Schubas upstairs)
7/2 - St. Louis, MO @ Antartica
7/3 - Columbia, MO @ Ragtag Cinema
7/5 - Memphis, TN @ Hi-Tone Cafe
7/7 - Nashville, TN @ Mercy Lounge
7/8 - Louisville, KY @ Zanzabar
7/9 - Cincinnati, OH @ Art Damage Lodge
7/10 - Columbus, OH @ Studio 35 Cinema & Drafthouse
7/11 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake Hotel (Underground)
7/12 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake Hotel (Underground)
7/13 - Detroit, MI @ Burton Theatre
7/15 - Ann Arbor, MI @ The Yellow Barn
7/16 - Cleveland, OH @ Capitol Theatre
7/17 - Pittsburgh, PA @ SouthSide Works Cinema
7/19 - Washington DC @ Solly's U Street Tavern
7/20 - Winchester, VA @ Alamo Drafthouse Cinema
7/22 - New York City, NY @ Public Assembly
7/23 - New York City, NY @ Pianos Lounge (*)
7/23 - New York City, NY @ Magnet Theater (*)
7/24 - Boston, MA @ Coolidge Corner
7/25 - Utica, NY @ The New Uptown Theatre
7/26 - Syracuse, NY @ Spark Contemporary Art Space
7/29 - Baltimore, MD @ Jesus Camp (*)
7/30 - Baltimore, MD @ 2640 Saint Paul Street
7/31 - Philadelphia, PA @ Ibrahim Theater at International House
8/2 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Varsity Theatre
8/3 - North Charleston, SC @ Olde North Charleston Picture House
8/4 - Atlanta, GA @ Plaza Theatre
8/5 - Athens, GA @ Cine
8/6 - Gainesville, FL @ Spin Cycle
8/7 - Miami, FL @ Cosford Cinema
8/9 - Orlando, FL @ Will's Pub
8/10 - Tampa, FL @ Crowbar
8/12 - New Orleans, LA @ Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center
8/13 - Austin, TX @ Alamo Lake Creek
8/14 - Houston, TX @ Alamo Wesk Oaks
8/15 - San Antonio, TX @ Alamo Westlakes
8/16 - Austin, TX @ Alamo Ritz (*)
8/19 - Albuquerque, NM @ Guild Cinema
8/21 - Denver, CO @ Starz Film Center
8/24 - Tucson, AZ @ The Loft Cinema
8/26 - Tempe, AZ @ MADCAP Theaters
8/27 - San Diego, CA @ Che Cafe
8/28 and 8/29 - Los Angeles, CA @ The Silent Movie Theatre (**)
8/29 - San Francisco, CA @ Red Vic Movie House
8/30 - San Francisco, CA @ Red Vic Movie House
8/31 - Fresno, CA @ The Starline
9/3 - Portland, OR @ The Hollywood Theatre
9/4 - Seattle, WA @ Central Cinema
9/5 - Vancouver, BC @ The Ridge Theater
9/8 - Omaha, NE @ Dundee Theatre
9/9 - Duluth, MN @ Zinema 2
9/10 - Minneapolis, MN @ Cedar Cultural Center
9/11 - Madison, WI @ Project Lodge
9/12 - Milwaukee, WI @ Times Cinema

(*) - 'An Intimate Evening with Everything Is Terrible!'- no 2E2T2 screening
(**) - Everything Is Festival! - A two day extravaganza of EIT!, includes a 2E2T2 screening


Anonymous said...

I fail to see the words "England, U.K" anywhere on it. D:

Destination A Go-Go said...

OK gang see you in NY!!

Ballsmonaut said...

You're going to Columbia, MO but not Lawrence, KS? WTF?

Jonathan said...

Tempe FTW!

btsjunkie said...

What exactly is 'An Intimate Evening with Everything Is Terrible!'?

eduardoleon said...

i already pre-order everything 2 terrible and i'm gonna see you in NY!!!
(PS: i'm the guy with the EIT shirt.)

John Zak said...

Why'd you take Vegas off of your tour date? You've depressed me greatly.

Velveret said...

I also am astonished to see no 'Sydney, Australia' on this list. This must be remedied at once.

Future Schlock said...

@ John Zak-
Sorry, but our Vegas date fell through :(

to all the Brits and Aussies out there in Terribleland, please be patient. We have not forgotten about you guys and we really want to come!

(ps if anyone out there knows/is a booking agent in Oz or Europe hook us up!! We are shameless!)

Ancient Flounder said...
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Ancient Flounder said...

Deleted my first comment, since I saw my question got answered. Sad that you guys won't be doing a show in Vegas. :(

chunky_lover68 said...

see u in Vancouver!
i'll have the pleated bib neck scarve.

Anonymous said...

I have the occult powers to shit on you from space ships.

Anonymous said...

Me & My 18 Jerrys (Thus Far) will see you in Boston!

Myr said...

I'm just wonder exactly one might expect to see at one of these nights? I'm trying to persuade a friend to go but I'm not sure what aspects to pimp.

Future Schlock said...

@ Myr-

Some footage from our show at the Music Box in Chicago last fall-

Anonymous said...

awesome! a syracuse date. looking forward to it. how do ya get tickets?

Anonymous said...


I just checked the showtime for your Boston Show...and it's at midnight!

Normally this would not be a problem, except I work the next morning (Yes, I'm one of those poor schumcks who works an extra day on the weekend...and it's Early in the morning on Sunday).

Now How am I going to get my 18 Jerrys to you without wasting $$ on Postage? I tried telepathy, but I wound up with a Stroke for 3 weeks...or did I get that from staring at a Magic Eye picture for too long?

Anyway, Curse you for having such a late Starting time (But don't worry, I'm still going to be a fan)!

Anonymous said...

MONTREAL! We love you guys here too!

jagwio said...

SHIT I didn't realize it was coming to Columbia until today (@&*($(!@$^(%^*(

btsjunkie said...

The Drafthouse Ritz is saying that the August 16th show WILL be 2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE2. Can you confirm? We in Austin would LOVE to see it. Would be a bit odd to come expecting 2EVERYTHING2TERRIBLE2 and get "an intimate night"... what is that anyways?