I'm afraid to ask but... how exactly does he plan on giving the devil hemorrhoids? Another thing to note is he is talking to a bunch of ten year olds about hemorrhoids! [ten year old to father] "Daddy... what are hemorrhoids?"
@Gristle McNerd: Oh he's serious, alright, thus turning it into a satire. Pretty keen, yeah?
Personally, I've found doing things Satan's way gets things done quicker and more efficiently, which gives me time to check EIT daily! See how things work out?
This is ChuckT, who submitted this clip. The "Jurassic Park" connection is soooo paper thin. The video crudely slaps seemingly 2-3 unrelated scenes from the movie in the midst of his sermons. All with proper legal permission, of course.
In all seriousness, the myth that the United States was in any way founded on Christianity is repeated so often that it has become unquestioned truth for a lot of people.
Pick up a history book (preferably not one from Texas). Better yet, read what some of the founding fathers had to say about those stories in the Bible.
ps the song is called "Jesus Lived Six Years Longer Than Kurt Cobain"
And going for the clincher, a girl cries out in vain How Jesus lived 6 years longer than Kurt Cobain And Jesus' hair was longer, and Jesus' arms were stonger And Jesus's eyes were bluer, and Jesus' thoughts were truer
Man, these para-church youth ministries (along with Christian ska and religiously-oriented retail stores) were in their heyday in the 90s. It seemed like every semi-literate with a Bible was starting one. It probably had something to do with the anxiety over Y2K, particularly since most of them dropped off the radar early last decade.
OMG, I was raised on this stuff. I don't know how I came out normal. You wouldn't believe how serious these people are. Serious and ignorant. A beautiful combination.
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[PLACE CHRIS HANSEN PICTURE HERE] would have been funnier if we could add pictures to our comments....
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/f7/RaptorJesus2.jpg
so, uhm... is he serious or is this satire?
Winner!
The humor possibilities are endless.....
I had no idea there was the ear of my parasitic twin attached to my heart, but just because i don't understand it, doesn't mean I don't believe it.
Amazing Job Chuck!
p.s. @Anon.. I was thinking the same thing :)
what on Earth is he using Jurassic Park as a metaphor for?
I want to go to arcade church!
I'm afraid to ask but... how exactly does he plan on giving the devil hemorrhoids? Another thing to note is he is talking to a bunch of ten year olds about hemorrhoids! [ten year old to father] "Daddy... what are hemorrhoids?"
Ohhhh. I get it.
He replaced the word "Out" for "Rock" to come up with "Rockrageous".
Steve Munds has highlights now! and a goatee! Win! http://www.cfaith.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3463&Itemid=99&autid=16887
@Gristle McNerd: Oh he's serious, alright, thus turning it into a satire. Pretty keen, yeah?
Personally, I've found doing things Satan's way gets things done quicker and more efficiently, which gives me time to check EIT daily! See how things work out?
Lizard Jesus Camp:
http://cache.reverbnation.com/data_public/resource/image/30/303187/praise.gif
Damn, Bluestockings31. I tried to post that exact comment this morning but my internets were acting stupid.
@Fat 'n Boring: huh. seems like I fell victim to Poe's Corollary.
This is ChuckT, who submitted this clip. The "Jurassic Park" connection is soooo paper thin. The video crudely slaps seemingly 2-3 unrelated scenes from the movie in the midst of his sermons. All with proper legal permission, of course.
Dear Non-Existant God,
Please, PLEASE tell me the t-shirt with Kurt Cobain and Jesus was made. And then kindly tell me where I can purchase it.
Your pal,
Kathleen
I prefer Krishnasaur.
Someone has got to be suing somebody here.
Oh, he's a "youth" pastor...I think we all know what that means...
That is a *fantastic* Pride sweater
If only my churchgoing experience had been more rockrageous, I might not be the heathen I am today.
Oh my, Steve has more videos on YouTube. Anyone want to chip in to see Steve bald?
http://www.youtube.com/user/ralphindamorning#p/a/u/0/34cG3YSngTU
I can't even begin to express how much I hate people who say "melk."
In all seriousness, the myth that the United States was in any way founded on Christianity is repeated so often that it has become unquestioned truth for a lot of people.
Pick up a history book (preferably not one from Texas). Better yet, read what some of the founding fathers had to say about those stories in the Bible.
The 90s truly belonged to God. THE ANCIENT GREEK WORD "EX" TRANSLATES TO "CHRIST"!!!
mo jesus mo problems
Oh yeah it's very Christian of him to mock Kurt Cobain after he's dead.
With all that dancing around it looks like...
Oh noes! Quick! That man is having some sort of seizure! Put a wallet under his tongue. (Preferably full of money.)
You know how I can tell that this was produced in 1995?
No, it's not him saying it fifty times.
It's the address at the end.
1.) Does the number still work?
2.) The shirt is in reference to Cobain's "suicide"
3.) Listen to this song, lol http://awe.sm/38CFB
ps the song is called "Jesus Lived Six Years Longer Than Kurt Cobain"
And going for the clincher, a girl cries out in vain
How Jesus lived 6 years longer than Kurt Cobain
And Jesus' hair was longer, and Jesus' arms were stonger
And Jesus's eyes were bluer, and Jesus' thoughts were truer
Don't know if anyone got a good look at the "Jehovah Park" logo but I believe that's Jehovah himself choking out the bones of a T-Rex.
we can give the devil steroids
Man, these para-church youth ministries (along with Christian ska and religiously-oriented retail stores) were in their heyday in the 90s. It seemed like every semi-literate with a Bible was starting one. It probably had something to do with the anxiety over Y2K, particularly since most of them dropped off the radar early last decade.
"And the lord said: 'Pick it up, pick it up'"
I wonder how many death threats he received for calling Kurt Cobain a coward.
If anyone's keeping track, you can add +1 to the total.
oh my god
I used to go to this church.
so glad I found the beauty and majesty of atheism
OMG, I was raised on this stuff. I don't know how I came out normal. You wouldn't believe how serious these people are. Serious and ignorant. A beautiful combination.
3:06
"Do you understand what I'm saying?"
erm, not really...
But... does Jehovah Park have T-rexs?
He took Kurts name in vain...kill him
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