STAR LEGEND & TV FLASHBACKS

Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

SYRACUSE, NY! Come to the Spark Contemporary Art Space tonight or regret it forever!

DO NOT LOOK IN THE FUCKING CLOSET

Whatever you do- don't go in there.
And Toronto folks!  We are going to be at the lovely Drake Hotel for a second evening tonight at 7:30!  Make a friend, then bring one with you!

WHY, WISHING WELL WILLY? WHY??

Toronto, Ontario is going to the dogs tonight! DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez! takes over The Drake (Underground) at 7PM!

EVERYTHING IS STILL BOLLOCKS

Our pals at the UK's own Smile Orange Films are back with more Kipple, proving once again that Terrible is a universal condition:





Canada! Join our boys at Ottawa's Mayfair Theater tonight for some DoggieWoggiez!PoochieWoochiez! 9:15, hosers!

THE COMMODORE'S KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION!

We are in Montreal tonight at Broue Pub Brouhaha at 9 PM! Dog jokez!

3 MINUTE PRIVATE OBSESSION

Tonight it goes down at @ Reel Pizza in Bar Harbor, ME… don't miss it!!

EASY RIDERS

Cats on motorcycles with bitchin' music.

Make sure all you hip cats in Portland Maine check out my dogz at the Space Gallery 8pm tonight!

GRANDPA JIM'S HOUSE PARTY

This guy really knows how to party!



You can even still get the house party kit online, when I googled it it was on sale for $7, probably $10 after shipping. Of course if you live in Providence RI then you should spend that $10 you just put aside in your mind on coming to see us at Cable Car Cinema tonight instead!

WHO'S RAPPIN' TODAY?

It's All-Pro footballer and Renaissance Man Hershel Walker, of course!



Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

WORCESTER, MA! Come to the Firehouse tonight!

JOIN THE CAMEL CLUB NETWORK!

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Getting funky while smoking may cause shortness of breath and hair fires.


BEACON, NY! Come to The Coffee Shoppe tonight!

HUNKS BE HUNKS 'N CREEPS BE CREEPS

Tonight! Doggie Woggiez Poochie Woochiez! New York City! Bell House! Buy your tickets here!

3 MINUTE CAN IT BE LOVE?

Don't be a fool, come on down to the Ibrahim Theater in Philadelphia tonight! Buy tickets now!!

THE SPIRIT OF WHISKEY MOUNTAIN

Let Bill Porter take you there as he leads a pack horse adventure into the Whiskey Mountains. Watch as he weaves the tale of Ol' John, and performs two original songs.

THE BEST SHOW EVA!

On Tuesday, March 20th @ 8 PM, we will be sharing The Bell House stage with two of our favorites! What fun! Buy yer tixxx now! If you don't live in New York City, you gotta move now!

Thu Tran!


Showbeast!


Oh man, those guys rule! You gotta go to this show! Buy yer tixxx now!

TERRIBLE LEPRECHAUN

J Dobbs of Cinefamily has been kind enough to give us this marvelous St. Patrick's Day gift. Thanks, bud!

Courtesy of the J Dobbs Collection.

SAVED BY SATAN

Saved By The Bell exists because Sherman Hemsley (playing the part of The Devil) traded the kids from Bayside High their own show in exchange for their souls. FACT. Find out more awesome shit about Sherman from our best buds over at Dangerous Minds! AND: Washington, DC can party with the dawgz tonight at Subterranean A (1432 R St NW) for some hot dog action!

WHAT'S THE CODE WORD, BUTTHORN?

Attention Chicago: If you plan to attend the Midnight Screening of Gary Busey's "Bulletproof" at the Music Box Theatre on March 30th, you will NOT be admitted unless you know the code word...



And for those of you still on the fence, check out the poster we made:



And for those of you in Winchester, Virginia... you're going to the Alamo Drafthouse to see Doggie Woggiez! Poochie Woochiez! tonight, right? RIGHT??

2 MINUTE DRAGONFIGHT

RICHMOND, VA! Come to Strange Matter tonight!

THIS WEEK IS GOING TO THE...

Lots of big shows a-comin this week!

Wednesday in Richmond at Strange Matter at 8PM

Thursday in Winchester at Alamo Drafthouse Cinema at 8:45PM

Friday in DC at Subterranean A (1432 R St NW) at 8PM

Saturday in Baltimore at Whole Gallery (405 W. Franklin St 3rd FL) at 10PM

Monday in Philadelphia at Ibrahim Theater @ International House at 7PM

Tuesday in Brooklyn at The Bell House at 8PM (BUY YER TIX B4 IT IS 2 LATE!)

Holy shit, we are gonna have a nice time together!

IHOD!

EIT! brings the fur! Tonight! Chapel Hill @ The Varsity On Franklin! at 7PM!

2 MINUTE FIRE & ICE

A daredevil ski fantasy narrated by John Denver.



Doggie Woggiez Poochie Woochiez is in Asheville tonight, C'mon down to Broadways, 10pm!! Buy tickets!!

THE MATRIX: RESTYLED

I'm not sure what they're selling, but I do know that this video has F12 Giga-Hold and is Y2K Compliant. Staring Stephiana, Tina, Cherech, Will and Dino.

Be sure to get your tails down to Belcourt Theatre in Nashville to see DoggieWoggiezPoochieWoochiez! tonight at 10pm!

MARTIAL ARTS & THE POWER

Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

DAVID

Hey everyone in Athens, GA! Don't forget to hit up Cine tonight at 10pm to see DoggieWoggiez!PoochieWoochiez!

SHOPPING FOR FITNESS

"In the future, everyone famous will be rapping for 15 minutes." - Sandy Worhall



Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

ORLANDO! Will's Pub tonight! Doors at 8PM! EIT! at 9:45PM! Buy tickets!

TANGLEFOOT RAP!

Thanks to Team Doom for the source!

HUNKS FOR DUMMIES!

There's plenty more vintage aged beef where this came from! Stay tuned to EverythingIsTerrible.com for more barely-sapien babes! Hubba! Hubba!



Doggie Woggiez Poochie Woochiez rolls into the land of hunks tonight! Meet the sexiest men on the internet at the Crowbar in Tampa! Tonight! 8 pm! Live! Dancing! All Male Review! Arf!

THE GOLDEN GIRLS RETURN FROM SPACE MOUNTAIN

Here's the sequel to THE MOUSEKETEERS ESCAPE TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN. Another mix of live action Disney TV specials of the 70's/80's (and now this time we venture into the 90's) Enjoy!



The Doggie Woggiez Poochie Woochiez road show is rolling into Jacksonville tonight! Sun-Ray Cinema! 9pm! Be there!

ALL DOGS GO ON TOUR, STILL!

The year of the Dog continues. We've got much of the country behind our tails, but dog darnit, we've got so much more ahead of our snouts. Colonel Wup is filled with pride as our next leg takes us across the land of his birth, The South! ARF!


3/5 - Jacksonville, FL @ Sun-Ray Cinema (BUY NOW!)
3/6 - Tampa, FL @ Crowbar (BUY NOW!)
3/7 - Gainesville, FL @ The Laboratory
3/8 - Orlando, FL @ Will's Pub (BUY NOW!)
3/9 - Athens, GA @ Cine
3/10 - Atlanta, GA @ Plaza Theatre
3/11 - Nashville, TN @ Belcourt (BUY NOW!)
3/12 - Asheville, NC @ Broadways (BUY NOW!)
3/13 - Chapel Hill, NC @ Varsity On Franklin
3/14 - Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter
3/15 - Winchester, VA @ Alamo Drafthouse
3/16 - Washington, DC @ Subterranean A (1432 R St NW)
3/17 - Baltimore, MD @ The Whole Gallery
3/19 - Philadelphia, PA @ The Ibrahim Theater (BUY NOW!)
3/20 - Brooklyn, NY @ The Bell House (BUY NOW!)
3/21 - Beacon, NY @ The Coffee Shoppe
3/22 - Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse
3/23 - Providence, RI @ The Cable Car Cinema
3/24 - Boston, MA @ The Coolidge Corner Theatre (BUY NOW!)
3/25 - Portland, ME @ Space Gallery (BUY NOW!)
3/26 - Bar Harbor, ME @ Reel Pizza
3/27 - Montreal, QC @ Broue Pub Brouhaha
3/28 - Ottawa, ON @ Mayfair Theatre
3/29 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Underground)
3/30 - Toronto, ON @ The Drake (Box)
3/31 - Syracuse, NY @ Spark Contemporary Art Space
4/2 - Pittsburgh, PA @ Filmmakers' Melwood Screening Room
4/3 - Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop (BUY NOW!)
4/4 - Detroit, MI @ Corktown Cinema
4/5 - Ann Arbor, MI @ The Yellow Barn (416 W Huron)
4/6 - Columbus, OH @ Skylab Gallery
4/7 - Athens, OH @ TBD
4/8 - Cincinnati, OH @ Mayday
4/9 - Louisville, KY @ Zanzabar
4/10 - Knoxville, TN @ The Pilot Light
4/11 - Memphis, TN @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW!)
4/12 - Bloomington, IN @ The Bishop

BEN AFFLECK FAILS THE DRUG ABUSE TEST

Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

NEW ORLEANS! Tonight we'll be at the Zeitgeist Multi-Disciplinary Arts Center! Buy your tickets NOW or regret it later!

KID'S LIVES SECOND SEQUENCE

Hey, we're on tour. Did you know that? Tonight, we're at Houston's Super Happy Fun Land! 3801 Polk St! 9pm! Houston tonight at 9 PM at Super Happy Fun Land!



Previously on Kids' Lives...

MIDNIGHT SHOWING OF BULLETPROOF, BUTT-HORNS!

With most of the Doggiez on tour, we have taken over a midnight screening at the Music Box Theatre on March 30th, in an effort to show our Chicago dawgs some extra love.



Check out the Facebook event for more information.

And all you dawgs in Dallas, Texas better show up to the Texas Theatre tonight! BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!