Sunday, March 11, 2012

THE MATRIX: RESTYLED


I'm not sure what they're selling, but I do know that this video has F12 Giga-Hold and is Y2K Compliant. Staring Stephiana, Tina, Cherech, Will and Dino.

Be sure to get your tails down to Belcourt Theatre in Nashville to see DoggieWoggiezPoochieWoochiez! tonight at 10pm!

12 comments :

Anonymous said...

This is what would have happened if Joel Schumacher had directed The Matrix.

Anonymous said...

At some point I saw someone wearing a clear skirt. Cyberpunk-inspired club fashions were weird near the end of the 90s.

Pudding said...

Sorry, what the fuck just happened?

Pudding said...

FRACTALS

sublimeade said...

What is good hair? How do you define good hair?

Nate said...

Because when your eyes are in the back of your head, your teeth are grinding and someone of the same sex is jealously rubbing your back and wearing a Winnie the Pooh hat, you want to look your best.

Anonymous said...

I think it's an ointment for pubic lice.

Voracious_Boot said...

So where was Matthew Lillard?

Also, is F12 so hard that I could literally damage myself on one of those spikes?

Ravenhallow said...

Sorry, my hair actually wasn't Y2K compliant, it's useless to me.

Also, excessively-long and drastically uninformative commercial, how many computer-oriented people back then had ANY interest in their greasy head-mop?

Trish said...

"This is what would have happened if Joel Schumacher had directed The Matrix."

You deserve some applause for that.

Actually, the funniest thing about this ad is that it isn't for Matrix hair care products.

Julian said...

I suspect that portions of this advertisement were written by a computer keyboard. I'm pretty sure that Ctrl is not a complete sentence, nor is F12 a word. At best, it's not at all clear how they relate to hair products

Nonetheless, I am comforted by the fact that this VHS is Y2K compliant.

Anonymous said...

why the hell is this so long?