I'm not sure what they're selling, but I do know that this video has F12 Giga-Hold and is Y2K Compliant. Staring Stephiana, Tina, Cherech, Will and Dino.
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This is what would have happened if Joel Schumacher had directed The Matrix.
At some point I saw someone wearing a clear skirt. Cyberpunk-inspired club fashions were weird near the end of the 90s.
FRACTALS
What is good hair? How do you define good hair?
Because when your eyes are in the back of your head, your teeth are grinding and someone of the same sex is jealously rubbing your back and wearing a Winnie the Pooh hat, you want to look your best.
I think it's an ointment for pubic lice.
So where was Matthew Lillard?
Also, is F12 so hard that I could literally damage myself on one of those spikes?
Sorry, my hair actually wasn't Y2K compliant, it's useless to me.
Also, excessively-long and drastically uninformative commercial, how many computer-oriented people back then had ANY interest in their greasy head-mop?
"This is what would have happened if Joel Schumacher had directed The Matrix."
You deserve some applause for that.
Actually, the funniest thing about this ad is that it isn't for Matrix hair care products.
I suspect that portions of this advertisement were written by a computer keyboard. I'm pretty sure that Ctrl is not a complete sentence, nor is F12 a word. At best, it's not at all clear how they relate to hair products
Nonetheless, I am comforted by the fact that this VHS is Y2K compliant.
why the hell is this so long?
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