Tuesday, March 06, 2012

HUNKS FOR DUMMIES!

There's plenty more vintage aged beef where this came from! Stay tuned to EverythingIsTerrible.com for more barely-sapien babes! Hubba! Hubba!



Doggie Woggiez Poochie Woochiez rolls into the land of hunks tonight! Meet the sexiest men on the internet at the Crowbar in Tampa! Tonight! 8 pm! Live! Dancing! All Male Review! Arf!

18 comments :

Dave said...

Key word is shrinkage!

nanou said...

i came for the mustaches. i stayed for the chest hair, gold medallions, and leisure suits.

Anonymous said...

sweet jeebus on a stick, is that ron swanson's mustaches??

Anonymous said...

My idea of the perfect man is Patrick Bateman. The more perfect the man, the more he has to hide.

Torin Golding said...

Did... did Magnum P. U. just seductively toss in a story about using blackface? Who does he dance for? "Women for Ron Paul"?

Matt said...

Blah, Blah, Blah...

In other words : No Fat Chicks

Voracious_Boot said...

So, a stripper who likes titties and drunk horny chicks. Got it.

A P.I. who has the creepy stare and is explaining that if he wants to stalk you, he will do so by any means necessary. Right.

And these are perfect men how?

Anonymous said...

I want a mustache ride!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sad thing is...I'd still do both of them.

Pudding said...

...Mitt?

mellowcheddar said...

Holy hairballs, Batman!

e jerry said...

What happens when the two of them meet at the end of the night?

Anonymous said...

I sometimes resort to shoe polish when my tan isn't dark enough.

Ravenhallow said...

Man-tastic 80's? Did I hear that right? Also, CREEPS.

Anonymous said...

Ron Burgundy in a thong, and Al Jolson, P.I.

EIT, you never fail to amaze.

Anonymous said...

My Gaydar melted!

Anonymous said...

"Man-tastic 80's"?!! LOL
These guys are so nasty!

And that racists shit at the end..."various disguises" Wtf did I just watch?

Anonymous said...

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