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Tuesday, March 06, 2012
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Key word is shrinkage!
i came for the mustaches. i stayed for the chest hair, gold medallions, and leisure suits.
sweet jeebus on a stick, is that ron swanson's mustaches??
My idea of the perfect man is Patrick Bateman. The more perfect the man, the more he has to hide.
Did... did Magnum P. U. just seductively toss in a story about using blackface? Who does he dance for? "Women for Ron Paul"?
Blah, Blah, Blah...
In other words : No Fat Chicks
So, a stripper who likes titties and drunk horny chicks. Got it.
A P.I. who has the creepy stare and is explaining that if he wants to stalk you, he will do so by any means necessary. Right.
And these are perfect men how?
I want a mustache ride!!!!!!
Sad thing is...I'd still do both of them.
...Mitt?
Holy hairballs, Batman!
What happens when the two of them meet at the end of the night?
I sometimes resort to shoe polish when my tan isn't dark enough.
Man-tastic 80's? Did I hear that right? Also, CREEPS.
Ron Burgundy in a thong, and Al Jolson, P.I.
EIT, you never fail to amaze.
My Gaydar melted!
bike machines of the future
BEEP BOOP BEEP BIP BEEP
My husband used to be a member of the Mantastic 80s...also held the title of Best Chest in the West 3x...He looked and looks nothing like those creepy 80s porn looking dudes...no mustache or excess hair...
Hey Carl this is John I danced with you in the group I knew you & Cathy. I had the white corvette, the Candyman. Hit me back I’d like to talk to you
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