Thursday, March 08, 2012

SHOPPING FOR FITNESS

"In the future, everyone famous will be rapping for 15 minutes." - Sandy Worhall



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16 comments :

Anonymous said...

Wat?

Anonymous said...

Work it, don't jerk it!

Anonymous said...

Since I can't think of any other place to say this, I have always been struck by how much pre-plastic surgery Joan Rivers looks like Sarah Silverman.

Anonymous said...

That fat lady did NOT go to rehersals.

Anonymous said...

If I were a white Republican Christian middle-aged soccer mom that went to a Pilates class every week and had two aggressive toy dogs that I cared for more than my own children, I'd find this video delightful instead of grotesque and offensive.

Karla said...

Well, uh...this happened.

Dave said...

AHHHHHHHH! Can we talk?

sublimeade said...

I wonder if that morbidly obese woman is still alive

Anonymous said...

Those women to either side of Joan look like giants!

nATE said...

did anyone notice the orange lady falls into the Grimace one when Joan holds her hand near the end? They must have shot this in one take!

Also, i spent my brand-name money on crack, and I LOST 95 POUNDS IN 3 WEEKS!

Anonymous said...

lol @ Joan Rivers singing "Don't jerk it".

Anonymous said...

a rappin' and a crappin'

Anonymous said...

Never in my life would i have ever thought to see a model do the chicken dance.

Ravenhallow said...

If rap is dead, I think this is damning evidence as to the perpetrator.

Also, what in the hell is shopping for fitness accomplishing? She spent half the time with the bags just dragging them.

commandercool said...

/jawdrop

This is the worst thing so far this year. Gonna be hard to top this one.

Tender Vittles said...

Ugh... so Joan Rivers has another 13 minutes of rapping left to do in her career? I don't think I could take it.