Wednesday, February 29, 2012

YOUR NEW HOME TOWN!

It's Paducah, KY! I hope you like quilts!



We'll be at the Rubber Gloves Rehearsal Studios in Denton, TX tonight. Will you?

25 comments :

Matt said...

I'm guessing the male hairdresser at 2:43 is not a resident of Paducah...for obvious reasons...

Dave said...

When they mean exotic pets they're referring to couch potatoes!

Anonymous said...

I wonder what the suicide rates are in Paducah?

Jona said...

I love the part where the hunters bust out of Hell and shoot their guns.

farmer iggy said...

I'd love to, Paducah, but Victorville is beckoning.

John said...

I think I'd rather tell people I live in McCracken County.

Anonymous said...

YES I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MY HAIR IN A MULLET PLEASE.

Ravenhallow said...

They have an O'Charley's AND fake plastic crustaceans. SIGN ME UP.

Anonymous said...

I have heard the original of this is about 30 minutes long...I WANT THAT COPY!! Also heard this was just shot about 10 years ago...then why the circa 1988 cell phone??

Anonymous said...

All roads lead to Paducah, cultural hub of America.

Anonymous said...

The Paducah, KY police department doesn't post differentiated suicide statistics, unfortunately.

http://paducahky.gov/paducah/crime-statistics

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Paducah, welcome to Hell.

Anonymous said...

i'd rather go to cypress creek; the beautiful town where all of those pesky homeless folken turn into mailboxes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2TRP-0DQqQ

Sarah said...

I live in Paducah and trust me we've come a long way! I'd love to see the unedited version of this video! Where did y'all find it?

Anonymous said...

When you need to hit the big city, just drive north 12 hours to Duluth, Minn...bwahahaa!

Anonymous said...

that woman was not speaking to black people

Anonymous said...

Personally I'm very relieved to know they have two hospitals.

Plenty of places to eat!
And don't worry, we can take care of you when you eat yourself into a coma at the Chinese buffet!

Anonymous said...

Lanie Kazan?

ChristianWomanOfGod said...

Don't worry! Paducah is a Christian community with Christian schools so your children can be taught Christian values like Hate, Judgment, Intolerance, but most of all, just plain Hate!

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of Utah and the Mormons. Very small & narrow minded people!!! Oh and suicidal thought rates in Utah are highest in the country...as i'm sure they would be in Paducah, if only we could get those statistics! lol

Anonymous said...

This video sounds like a propaganda video trying to portray Paducah as a down home Christian town where everyone loves playing tennis, eating out, and hunting while we send our children to private schools. Yikes! Trust me, it's not like this...if Paducah were really like this video portrays I would have ran screaming from here a long time ago.

Julian said...

That guy in the hospital was just faking it so that he could get out of going to the Museum of the American Quilter's Society.

CleverTrousers said...

7 radio stations. 7 WHOLE radio stations.

My god...I've reached the land of milk and honey...

cole d'arc said...

i think when they say exotic pets, they mean Jewish people

Anonymous said...

Only church schools...O_O