Tuesday, February 14, 2012

TOO HOT FOR THE TELEPHONE

The Commodore would like to extend a heart-felt "Bow-Wow" for the lateness of his video today... we've just received word at EIT Headquarters that the Terrible van is en route to Sacramento after a wonderful show in Portland! Dogspeed, you beautiful pups!

11 comments :

Anthem Hunter said...

your website is priceless and ive been a fan of it for years. I found this gem of a video and hope you check it out. http://www.youtube.com/user/feelfreemusic?ob=video-mustangbase#p/u/41/dgymvX-tGqM
Its a public access tv host (who may or may not be janice from the muppets) talking about stargates and asking viewers to phone in. But when no one does she asks "our alien brothers" to come and fix the upcoming elections so we can get two clintons in the white house. And she plays some improv jazz flute for the first 4 minutes with her band... everything is awesome.

Anonymous said...

I was just thinking about starting a business where I solicit strangers through a phone sex line to attend nondescript parties in Gary, Indiana. It seems like the best ideas are always taken.

svenhoek said...

rapeline

Nate said...

Meet with a stranger I've contacted over the phone?

That DOES sound safe!

sublimeade said...

I have to agree, who puts a 230 lb midget in at tackle. That boy needs to eat and hit the weights.

Dave said...

Hello Satan here!

Eighth Street said...

"Let's talk on here again tomorrow!" and not share our real telephone numbers and save 69 cents a minute.

Anonymous said...

sometimes I get cynical and feel like the modern day sucks

then I see stuff like this and remember the past sucked even more

Anonymous said...

"Yeah, I'm totally 18. Hey, here comes the party van!"

Ravenhallow said...

I know I'm ready to meet the right sisters and the right misters.

e_x_i_t said...

Oh shit I can talk to "Bill" and "I'm Kelly?"?! MUST CALL NOW!