Thursday, February 09, 2012



Anonymous said...

Comin straight' outta Tulsa

Straight outta Tulsa crazy butterchurner named Joshua
From the gang called Christians With Attitudes

When I'm called up for the rapture
Squeeze the bible and souls are hauled up
You too boy if ya accept Christ
The devil are gonna hafta come and get lice
Off yo bum that's how I'm goin out
In a beam of light that's showin out
Atheists start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo

Daniel is his name and the boy is comin..straight outta Tulsa!
is a Christian that'll smother my' mother
and make my sister think I love her
Friendly evangelical saves souls
And if you ever get saved it's how I rolls
See, I care about your soul, that's the problem
I see another religion I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see an Atheist, I smile

Anonymous said...

Kanye West made that "Jesus Walks" song, does that count?

Dave said...


mary said...

I graffiti thee in the name of christ!

Anonymous said...

Because God can obviously only use rap music to counter the murderous rapist culture of the "seculars".

It's not like He could actually, you know, stop rapists and murderers Himself.

Ravenhallow said...

Anon #1, you're magickal.


Anonymous said...

thank you Ravenhallow!

Nate said...

his Jesus tattoo looks sort of anthropomorphic to me... like a cat...
anyone else?